ohey!

I traded my wii. finally. but not for teh cash moneys. for a .. snowboard? OH ABSOLUTELY.
Also, my computer busted out on me. But never fear, for money is here. Sike, i has none. but i do has cheezeburfgers, and parents.
Things are looking up. Let's stay positive.

Back

Even though I was constipated several occasions
Even though I lost my camera to an Eagle
Even though I have not slept on a mattress for the last week
Even though someone threw away my contacts
Even though my chin and only my chin is sunburned
Even though I got frustrated because there were so many wrong turns
Even though I am sleep deprived
Even though I am sore all over
Even though these tangerines are not so sweet to eat
Even though 1/4 of my vacation is over
Even though my stomach is fat
Even though I can't diffuse a bomb in trauma center
Even though my snow jacket stinks like death
Even though I have a terrible cough
Even though Snack pooped next to me and ate a wheel of cheese
Even though tomorrow might not be a good day

I can still say
Hallelujah.

reasons why you cant enjoy Planet Earth with females

1. repetition of words that were JUST SAID
ex.
"These are the himalayas"
Female: HOEMYGAWD DID U KNOW THOSE ARE THE HIMALAYAS!

2. questioning of something that was just said several times.
"These are the himalayas"
Female: ARE THOSE THE HIMALAYAS?

3. calling everything cute
ex
"The snow leopard, rarely seen by humans..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
"The elephant, with a trunk that can reach to over..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
"The hunting dogs ravenously devour the meat, staining their faces with blood and..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE

4. after viewing death of animal/feast of animal, female usually give gasp or omomomoomomomomom (translated to omgomgomgomgomgomgomg in korean)
"The hunting dogs ravenously devour the meat, staining their faces with blood and..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
5 seconds later
Female: omomomomomoomomomomomomomomoomomo

5. calling everything ye-poh (pretty). and i mean everything
Female: HOEMYGAWD those stars are so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that tumbleweed is so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that boulder is so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that molecule of hydrogen and oxygen is so YE-POH

THIS WEEK

IS SUCKS. Why must it get hard right when vacation comes? As I said before, at least it will make the break that much sweeter. Retreat, BombermanDS, and ... voice diary with my tape recorder. Very sweet.

I think i failed my retake. Hopefully it's higher than a 60.

YARR

You may be wondering why I'm holding this cat with dashingly good looks.
I shall tell why.

So today I walked out to teh pool, as usual, to meet up with some azn niggas. One of my azn niggas had a cat in his hand. Naturally I wtfed. Turns out it was a lost cat with a collar so mah azn nigga decided to hold on to it for its owner. But he had to go home so somehow, i ended up holding it. I used to a 3-4lbs dog, so this fat cat was quite an experience. It tried to run away, but I subdued it with my infamous lockhold. It tried to maul BD, but BD was too BD for it. Some white lady finally comes and takes the cat.
White Lady: That's my cat. Thanks. Bye.

That's a quote. What a freakin hoe. I think her cat tore a hole in my chaqueta.

Who knew being an entreprenuer was so hard?!

I can't seem to sell things. I'm not a very good salesperson.
Volleyball sucks, let's get on to street hockey.
Dreams are starting to frighten me, note to self, stop eating oreos before bed.
Ran out of cheese today...couldn't make a grilled cheese.
Cut myself cause of a stupid can.
Found my white Gumy's, sound is excellent.
Jesus wants to buy a Wii!

I heard laughing for one minute prolongs your life for 5 minutes...so...

I have decided to type haha's for 1 minute.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Wait what?

Yes, it was a movie. But that's not what I'm smellin. I'm talking about when you do/don't do something and the effects of it. Or i think so. Don't correct me if i'm wrong.

You sometimes wonder what would happen if you hadn't done that one thing in your life that you regret. You wonder if you did the right choice, and if it had made the future more ideal to you. That only happens sometimes. I often wonder if a simple decision you make, such as stepping off the curb five seconds later to avoid a collision with a monster truck. Wait what?

Nvm. Cloning a person would be hella weird too. Life would be hella weird. Say you had yo dead momma cloned. YOu would wake up a day after the funeral, and to your surprise, you see the clone making breakfast. You know it's a clone, and everything is the same, but it's a clone. A knockoff. It does not fill the void.

Wait what?

Keep adding fuel to the flame and eventually ill punch you in the face

I mean... it'll burn you.

it was...

i had such a good day planned out. but no... god forbade me to carry it out. it just so happened that s/he wanted me to go somewhere where she shouldve gone by him/herself. that freakin idiot. it also happens to be that i can visit the place anytime i want to. but no... im forced to go with him/her. now my day is ruined, jackjohnson is calming me down...i hope.

I was stressed out of my brain

but somehow, with a stroke of lol, i made it through. Now I took matters into my own hands, and succeed. There is someone working, and I am reaping the benefits. There is something to be understood, but i suck too much to get it. Haha, im dumber. I LIKE BANANAS. MANGOES ARE SWEET. BUT THINGS I USED TO EAT, I DONT EAT NO MOAR?

Cant wait for tomorrow

obaby

My abs hurt. Cuase you know, theyre so smassive.

Making soap in chem, fun stuff.
Getting by this week with no effort, very sweet.
Ownin PE with mah volleyball skills, gnarly.
Got that Rant in my hands, coolio.
Thanksgiving is coming, nice nice.

That puppy is still up for grabs

If I asked everyone at school for one dollar...

I should end up with 4000$ by the end of school? Cool.

Gave that big boy one of the puppies for a freaking absurdly low price. I should slap the person who put a absurdly low price tag on that dog. Just kidding, Mom.

So Imma bout to craigslist the other one on craigslist for mucho dineros. En el efectivo. In teh cash moneys. hehaha

100th post EXTRAVENGAZA

really, there is nothing to say

Today I won 8 hershey kisses and 2 reese cups by playing RoShamBo. My chinese breh jonathan and I hustled all those little boys and girls for their chocolates. ahshasha

I had a dream that I was on a really icy mountain. There were ice steps that I had to climb down. I remember it was me, Peter Griffin (POSSIBLY), and some other dude. Some other dude threw something and tried to catch it, but plunged to his death along with his something. I was like WTF MAN, but Peter Griffin (POSSIBLY) told me not to go.

* If you ascend a mountain in your dreams, and the way is pleasant and verdant, you will rise swiftly to wealth and prominence. If the mountain is rugged, and you fail to reach the top, you may expect reverses in your life, and should strive to overcome all weakness in your nature. To awaken when you are at a dangerous point in ascending, denotes that you will find affairs taking a flattering turn when they appear gloomy.

RUH ROH!

Gawhooo

SELLING 2 MONTH OLD MALTESE. STARTING PRICE 1000$. NO IM NOT KIDDING. THERE IS ONLY ONE PUPPY LEFT FOR SAIL. HURRY NOW BEFORE IT IS SENT ON A BOAT TO MOSCOW.

I wrestled my dad for 20$. I beat him, but then he was like

Brb, Ill get the money in my room

30 minutes later i walk in his room; he's asleep. Cleverrr

I got in trouble in bible study because I was talking. Teacher said I was being disrespectful to the Team. Who's the team? Am I in a cult? Just trying to make it worthwhile :D

Freakin History sucks. I hate assignments when you have to think. More history, less inspection of one's identity pls.

I hate GTs!

And I'm SOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR disorientedszies.

NO UR OVERREACTING

Some asian today went up to her other azn friend and wuz liek...
(This portion brought to you by or aka the AOL translator)
-ahem-
DUDE LIEK WOW I JUST GOT A B+ ON MAH TAST!!!!! OMG IM SO FR3AKIN SCREWAD FOR DA YAAR!1!!1!!!1 I THINK IMA TAEK EXTRA CLAS3S!11!!1!1! LOL 2MOROW IMA ASK DA TAACHAR IF I CAN MAEK UP DA TEST OR DO SOM3 3XTRA CREDIT!1!11!1! MAN MAH LIEF SI SO 2UGH!11!1!!

lololol i love that.
but anyways, she's trippin. Im barely getting by with a C; i would do VERY MUCH ANYTHING to get a B+. In fact, B+ is my dream grade. B+ is such an awesome grade.


I wish. optimus prime can never get assassinated.
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03u401948394

There are just some days when I rage
Like how everyday when I'm behind a certain racial group (you can decide), they always got homies that are going to cut. I'm 3rd from the lunchlady and 10 seconds later I'm sixth. Yo, that really sux, yo.

I need a thousand dollars for no apparent reason. It's just satisfying to have it.
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I went to the Grood Mall today. I was waiting to meet up with teh cr3w at the Vans store when i decided to go to the bathroom. So there i was, doing mah thing, when some indian dude goes into the stall next to me. The first thing i hear is Oooh... like a satisfying groan. Then I hear an UGGGGHHHNNNNNN, then an enormous flatulence of gas. I was like Wtf, yo. I immediately left.
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IN OTHER OTHER NEWS__________________________________________________________________
I bought a shirt.

HOHOHO A WILY ONE

Today I had to walk home IN TEH RAIN.

3:53PM I leave campus and start walking home. It's very cloudy.
3:57PM I reach the end of the crosswalk. It's straight home now. It's sprinkling
4:00PM Torrential downpour. I'm halfway home. I get out my graphing notebook (cuz it sux) and cover my head.
4:03PM It stops raining. I put my soaked notebook back into my backpack. It's sprinkling.
4:04PM It pouring like crazy again. Helpless, I leave the notebook in my backpack and dash for home. 3/4ths of the way there.
4:10PM My house is on the other side. Still pouring. My pants smell like wet dog.
4:15PM I arrive home soaked. Life sux. I drink poison then die.

Just kidding
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IN OTHER NEWS________________________________________________________________________

Sooo, I got the replacement phone to replace my phone. ...anyways. My mom upgraded her phone to the Rant. So in 30 days we are going to "flip flop", as the clerk said, and exchange phones. So the Rant is mine in 30 days! COUNTING!!
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Halloween tomorrow. Why is church so twitchy of the name Halloween? I heard its (language) for Holy Evening...

NO!

I have a confession! I have a benign growth in my nostril! Mayday!
There seems to be a growth in my mouth too. Feels like a pimple, but INTERNAL. Also today I woke up with a sty, pretty annoying. I'm being invaded by bacteria.

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that cat...

I mean wat?

TEH PLAN

Currently I have about 400$ stuffed into a ceramic penguin i made in 7th grade. Nothing too big, but it sure ain't small. Eventually, this tutoring job is gonna make me rich, along with other loose bills i come along during this time. THEN I WILL BUY...

THAT STUPID NEW COMPUTER
THAT STUPUD NEW PHONE
THAT STUPID NEW GUITAR
THAT STUPID NEW SHIRT x10
THAT STUPID NEW PANT(S) x2
THAT STUPID NEW SPEAKERS
THAT STUPID NEW BB GUN
THAT... wow I think that's it.

Hmm... about ... 2500$ dollars :)
2500/400 =6.25% there to my goal.

Excites!

Well today I woke up at 8:20, just enough time to do NOTHING. School starts at 8:40, and I HAVE to leave the house at 8:30 to avoid being late. Miraculously, I wasn't late. In the locker room, I was like Lol god is save me. Then during indoor soccer, I got kicked in the face and bruises on my leg. But miraculously, we won our game. In Math, we got back our tests today. I got a 76. But miraculously, I now have a 74.5%. Which means: NOT A CINCH. And I feel a lot more energized since I slept an extra hour :)

I didn't do my QT today, but miraculously, today was arright.
God works in mysterious ways.

Some things you just don't care about!

Hitler was born with one testical
A kangaroo cannot jump without its tail on the ground
41% of women apply hand lotion three times a day on average
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start
The dot over the letter i is called a tittle
A duck's quack does not echo
Bats turn left when exiting a cave
2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers

Two blondes are laying in lawn chairs. One asks "What's further? The Moon or Florida?"
The other one replies "Well can you see Florida?"

Nothing exciting happens anymore.

IT AWAITS ME

ITS SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR
NOOOOO MIRAMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now awaiting noodles
AWesomes

READ THIS FIRST

Today I came home to find two people sleeping in the guest room. Wtf? I don't know who they are. 3 Hours later, they wake up and are like : HEEEEEEEEEY REMEMBER ME???? Then asked me questions newcomers usually ask. So I've taken the liberty to pre-answer all your questions!

OMG REMEMBER ME?
-Probaby not

WAW YOU'RE SO TALL
-Yep, that's what growing does.

WHAT GRADE U IN?
-10th grade

OMG HOW OLD
-15

WHERES UR MOM
-I dunno

WHERES UR DAD
-I dunno

ARE U HOME ALON
-Obviously

R U HUNGRY
-Nah

SHOULD I MAKE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
-I just said im not hungry

HEY WHAT YOU DOIN?
-Im TRYING to stop talking to YOU

Sometimes its bad to break the rules

Sometimes it seems like the best thing you can do. Unfortunately, we are taught to always obey the rules set by someone with greater power. Yet by this, there are mixed responses. You can either create a more perfect union or lead everyone into chaos.

It is to me that imaginary social classes are built by the elders of the world. We are taught to listen to every command that is mouthed off by a person with authority mysteriously given to them. Even if you may have the better perspective and idea, it seems to others as selfish ambitions. There is a flaw notched in here.

Then after the damage is done, you wonder what would happen if things went according to you. It would have probably have a better outcome, maybe it doesn't. You can do nothing but cope with it (this is starting to sound very familiar). Yet with the problem with coping is, the problem will still exist. In order to eliminate problem, you need to change. In order to change, sometimes you need to break rules. In this way we learn and in this way we move for the better, even if it was a terrible mistake.
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HOE NOES

I need to

STEP IT UP

in Math and History

My exam grade is a 67...my overall is a 73 which is CINCH ZONE. Mrs. Lee wuz like : [Dude some asian was liek OMG I GOT B S-S-S-SUICIDE], haha"
I would love to get a B!

Mr Hannigan is one funny sonofabunny.

He was grading an essay, about to give it a 100%, then he was like

HAAAAAA! NO TITLE! MODEDDDDD! 98%!!!!

Damn that dude's a beast.

Naw Jesus

In other news...

I had a goofy dream/vision/brain thrust.

I woke up (i freakin hate when dreams get literal), ate sum cinnamon toast crunch, then walked out to the bus. I'm sitting on the post when i see the bus. Except this bus is not a normal, traffic abiding bus. This is the Magic School Bus on acid. It rams me in the stomach, then I died. Then I went up dere and Jesus was like

"Hey man, you scared breh?" (sounded like leo from That 70's Show)

me: "Naw jesus"

Heaven was a goofy place. First of all, the cloud floor wasnt really cloud. It felt like my mattress. So I can only assume I was sleepwalking on my mattress. Then I fell onto a pillar, which I can only assume was my coat hanger. THEN I STARTED FALLING. ONCE YOU HIT THE FLOOR IN A DREAM, YOU DIE IN RL! JUST LIKE ALLEN, BUT HE DIDNT DIE LOL!
But I didnt panic, as my caps clearly express the emotion i have atm.
I didn't hit teh floor; I just woke up.

I woke up with my body turned 180* from where i started to sleep. And my blue desklight was on my face.

Sometimes its best to keep your mouth cayate'ed.

An excellent example was shown today!
I hate body worship!
I hate school!
I am tired!
Tomorrow is school!
I forgot my shirt!
Ima chargin mah lazer!

WOOT

NO CINCHES FOR MEEEEEE

NEW SHOES FOR MEEEEEE

MORE MONEIS FOR MEEEEE

MORE QT FOR MEEEEE

Lol @ VP debate

"CAN I KALL U JO3?"
"...You can call me Joe."

Ok this is way too awesome

"Offshore drilling : Raeping the continental shelf"

"Your plan is just waving the white flag!"

FYI : It's Kim JONG not JUNG

"Well darn, I'd like to go back to energy in ALASKAA!! :DS:D:D:D"

FYI : It's Nu-KLEE-ar not Nucular

Cant take it anymore xD

I think I've said this before but...

"It's what God wants" or "God wants you to" or "It's for the kingdom of God"

is too easily abused.

I'm all up for God, no doubt. But using it to make me buy things? Out of line. Especially when it's during church.

Lately it's been quiet.
I need to be replenished of my...nutrients.

I ate some bugs
I ate some grass
I used my hand
To wipe the ... tears.

I LOVE TO PROCRASTINATE

BRB HOMEWORK

DAMN I GOT OWND

Lucy is ONE CLEVER DOG. Today I got back from a nice shopping trip. I slept in the car so my eyesight was a little blurry. I walk into my room and I see a large circular object of unknown properties. I'm thinking, why is there a black plastic bag on teh floors? So, naturally, I tap it with my foot.

Only it's not plastic.

ITS AN ENORMOUS DEUCE!!

It wasnt even the common poop Lucy .. poops. This was a cross breed between diarrhea and solid feces. I asked my dad to clean it up, cause it was funnier. And when he removed the majority of it, it left a scar on my carpet. A smelly, black/brown scar... which are the color of my new shoes!

SCHOOL R KIILLING ME

New Inspiration!

This has nothing to do with the title!

I had a goofy butt dream, or maybe it was a vision, I'm a bit dazed..?

Anywhats,
this was in the future, the year 20000, and doktors have just found a way to make you live forever. It is done by means of FREEZING, but not like icy freezing, but like TIME freezing. But there is a downside, EVERYTHING about you will stay the same. This includes(But not limited to) : Sickness, infections, personality, feelings, hair length, fingernail length, number of teeth, color of teeth, acne, muscle, borken bornes, Body Odor content (BOC), cosmetics applied, sunburns, etc.

Basically everything.

So I watched as people went in. Some people went in angry, they came out angry, and they will stay angry forever.
Some people went in nervous, they came out nervous, and they will stay nervous forever.
Some people went in _adj__, they came out _same adj__, and they will stay __same adj__ forever.

It was my turn to go up, then i realized I wasn't ready. I haven't discovered what I like and what I hate. Cause the songs you grow to love, never stick at first, i think. LIVE IT UP.

IN OTHER NEWS=======================================================
Jonathan and I went and played bball with some old bangoo and I must say he has an EGGSELLENT shot. Too bad he's old and wrinkly, cause it prevents him from being a productive mover.

WHEN IT COMES TO BBALL, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SHOT, ITS ABOUT MOVEMENT ALSO, THUS, TO CREATE A MORE PERFECT UNION ESTABLISH JUSTICE, INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY, PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DEFENSE, PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE, AND SECURE THE BLESSINGS OF LIBERTY TO OURSELVES AND OUR POSTERITY, DO ORDAIN AND ESTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[Toy Story Theme] Strraaaange things are happinnin to me

Loosing teeth in a dream signifies a loss in relatives. I had that dream Saturday, asked me mom about it in the morning and was like wtf. We were both afraid for my cancerous aunt, but alas, we can do nothing. Sunday afternoon, my dad's best friend, Art, dies of a heart attack. WTF?

Im gonna have to start remembering my dreams.

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Lucy had two puupies.
My sister is starting to get cranky. Like soulja boi cranky. I think she might be on her period. That would explain the infested toilet ... this is unraveling like A Tale Of Two Cities. If she bitches at me again I swear I will punch her ovaries.

Sup Cool Guy Todd Jenkins

ok nvm

That's what she said

She said : You'll do fine in H/College math!

I got a 70 on the easiest test of the year

She said : Huh? Regular chemistry? Let me bump you up to H/Chem [which would later be AP]

I switch out to regular chem, now I'm hellar behind.

It's not funny, it's just stupid. [inside joke :D:D:D]

600$ for my new computer... :(

SCARED FOR LIFE....

This morning was pretty bad.

I woke up at around 4:30, cause I had to use the bathroom.
I was dazed and not fully awake yet, so I stumbled into the upstairs bathroom.
When I opened the door, I was welcomed by a FOUL STENCH.
This made me wake up.
It was a smell between like ... sour milk and silkworms.
My first impression was : wow Lucy or Snack ( my dogs ) mustve pooped something terrible in here.
It wasnt until I opened the toilet seat ...
I almost passed out.
In the toilet was a congestion of epic proportions.
It was clogged.
It was full of toilet paper.
But this wasn't poop.
This was.
Blood.
In the toilet seat.
Which could only point to the one reason : female functions.
I almost passed out.
I almost threw up.
It was a mixture of pink and light red.
Blood stains all over the sides of the bowl.
My goodness. It's ALL BAD.

My face was all like ...


Of course i ran out.
And went to sleep, scarred for life.

This is a true story.

So it turns out i'm being abandoned by my family. I accidentally lost my dad's wedding ring. He was hella trippin and i swear he... nvm I'll just tell you what happened.


It wasn't even my fault. He asked me to hold it. AND SO I DID. I put it down on the kitchen counter, then I proceeded to the computer, which is my natural habitat. 30 minutes later, he calls me down and asks, Where is my ring?

I reply, it's on the counter.

He says, it's not there

I reply, i know i put it there.

He says, ITS NOT THERE GET DOWN HERE NOW

So i go down, and to my surprise it's not there. I help him look for it for like forever. No prevail. He started getting frustrated and gave me a lecture on the history of ringology and the history it had between my mom and him. I wuz like OK.
I have this natural face in which i look really bored. I guess he took it really personally and just punched me in the face.

Straight up just whacked me me.

I was like WTF and pushed him back. My mom saw that and she's all like WTF MAN U CANT PUSH POPS LIKE THAT. I was likeLOL YEAH I CAN. Then i pushed her too.

My dad recovered from the fatal blow and was like ok man its over.

He ran into his bedroom and pulled out a rectangular trunk.

My mom was BEWILDERED and begged my dad not to bring "it" out.

I was like wtf is "it". My dad just replied with a faint grin.
In a blink of an eye, he pulled out a red cap, a rediculously ugly green,blue,and white jacket, blue jeans, and sneakers of no obvious brand.

The last article of clothing was pulled out with the most drama. My dad moved in slow motion and pulled a brown belt and strapped it on his bloomy blue jeans.

My eyes were still funky since my dad slapped me, but I could see faint outlines of his figure.

And then it hit me.

My dad was Ash Ketchum, of the legendary PALLET TOWN.

I realized what ENORMOUS trouble I was in. And fled to the safety of the room. I rummaged through the shelves of my room. but I was too late.

My dad's CHARIZARD just RIPS into my room and badly burned me. My dad proceeded into my now-burnt room. He commanded CHARIZARD to use another Flamethrower.

I was now aware of his attacks and dodged it. The attack did burn my shelves. In a stroke a luck, my pokeballs fell out. I blindly grabbed the closest one and frantically threw it at my opponent.

I can hear the gasp of my dad, and I looked up and saw my rescuer : BLASTOISE.

Without a moment to lose, I screamed out my first offense : HYDRO PUMP.
With the obvious advantage at my side, my dad could do nothing but allow CHARIZARD to take the full brunt of the attack. I let out a sigh of relief as CHARIZARD's HP depleted to 0.

My dad bellowed: THIS ISNT OVER YET, and sent out his first pokemon ever, PIKACHU.

I saw PIKACHU charge up for his THUNDER, which would, no doubt, knock out my BLASTOISE.

With cat-like reflexes I grabbed another pokeball and sent out my oldest friend, PIGEOT.

I knew from the second he came out, it was going to be a tough battle. But I believed in my friend and his abilities.
My dad commanded a THUNDER, and I replied with a SAND ATTACK. Luckily, my PIDGEOT had more SPEED, and sand was kicked everywhere. Of course this blinded PIKACHU, and his THUNDER was easily dodged. I decided to take the risk and use PIDGEOT's most powerful attack, FLY.

PIDGEOT summoned all of his strength; all I could do was hope for the best.
I saw PIDGEOT fly down from the sky.
Right into PIKACHU's neck.
I could hear the impact; it was like a crack of thunder.
I had won.

My PIDGEOT gained 44 EXP and Dad gave me 1500$.

Then I went down for dinner, which I saw my Mom and Dad muttering among themselves.
My Dad spoke and said : You need to go now. You are ready.
My Mom said : Here, take these RUNNING SHOES.
My best friend's sister said : Here, take this TOWN MAP.
My doctor said : Here, take this ENCYCLOPEDIA.

I accepted all of these things and went out into the world.

To be the very best.

Oh yeah none of this is real. Like ... none of it :O

Something about this hot day...

Makes me want to hate weeks more.

So sad man! Chem is way to hard. Must switch soon.

My stuff has been getting lost lately...or STOLEN.
I leave 10$ on my bedstand, it's gone.
I put my tape recorder on my TV, it's gone.
I leave my blank cds on my couch, it's gone.

Gone going, gone, everything gone, give a damn. I DO BRREH

Strange things have been happening.
I've had the same dream for like the past week. Something about me watching TV and then skydiving. Hmmm

Also it's hot. And there's flying bugs. EVERYWHERE...

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If that's a bit hard to read, original post below.
I kinda had like a few cups of soda at Texas Roadhouse and now I can't really seem to keep my eyes closed. Anyways, I went to Texas Roadhouse about 30 minutes ago with mom, 2 girls, 2girl's mom, and myself. One thing I get ticked off by is when people order something, then don't touch it at all. The 2 girls did sorta that. Didn't touch the delicious steamed rice and/or the salads. Also, I get pretty embarrassed when people (such as and my mom[hidden allusion there]) grab like 12 to-go boxes and begin stuffing food in them. We took like three to-go boxes. We made quite the scene. Anyways, I'm back home now, and still can't sleep.

I plan on buying my own guitar soon...and maybe an Electric Guitar for Dummies book. Can't go wrong with those.

Quick One

My grandma has one friend, the grandma that is the mother of the lady who works at the Korean Market. We'll call her KGrandma.

They've known each other for God knows how long, they are your typical best friends. When they did, they would go to the senior center in Oakland together for fun. Once KGrandma stopped going, my grandma stopped going.

KGrandma once said that if my grandma dies, she will die one month later.

Why one month later?

She says she needs to tidy up her belongings, and take care of the garden my grandma takes care of. She doesn't want to live by herself.

I don't want to grow up.

I could go about naming reasons why I hate school ... but instead

I will tell you SOME things I hate about school.

What I really hate are the icebreakers, I want to meet new people, I don't want to tell someone what my hobbies are, just teach me so I can get out of here.

LOUD people please SHUT UP. Today some faggutree named *** kept being the most annoying whoreface since Camp Rock. Teacher : So let's just think abou-
***: MR CAMPBELL SAYS MY NAME MEANS-
Teacher : *** SHUT UP
Sort of.

Maybe I just hate debaters. They always seem to exaggerate the topic and their speeches last for like over 9000 hours. Just give an answer and go.

The only class I probably like is Math. I know people and everyone just has fun WHILE learning.
You may think having fun may be the only thing you need, but there needs to be balance. Take this for example.
-----FLASHBACK-----
It's the last day of mission training in a center in L.A. or some crap like that. We have a ... church dance-off? Some white bois come out (2 v 2) and start going nuts. The fat guy bends over and the skinny dude rolls on his back. When he lands he's all like
____ ________
/ o \ / O \
\____/ \________/

____________
/ \
|____________ |

Yeah.

You know. AP Chemistry gave me a bad impression at first, but now it seems fun! And that's not sarcasm.

I can't wait to go back to church.

Act Finale

Enter : Mom, Nephew, Pastor. Mom brings mirror in request of the patient.

Mom : Oh my God. -Cries-

Dad : Go say something

Nephew : What am I supposed to say?

Dad : Just say you're here, she wanted to see you yesterday, Tell her to have a good sleep-Tear

Nephew : Aunt? I'm here. Sleep well

Patient : -Tears-

Mom : Look! Look! I brought the mirror. They even trimmed your eyebrows.

Doctor : We need to give her more medication.

Dad : Give us a moment please. Sister, do you want medication?

Patient : -Shakes Head-

Sister : ...She's crying. Don't cry, big sister is here.

Friend : Hey hey... remember me?

Patient : -Nod- -Drifts to sleep-

Sister : No no! Don't sleep yet, you're not ready to go.

Pastor : May I please pray for her?

-Prayer-

Grandma : I'm sorry for letting you become this.

Sister : This isn't your fault. It's no one's fault.

Dad : Hold on, she's trying to spell out something. -Holds out his hand-

-Patient traces out letters on hand-

Dad : I can't ... understand.

Sister : Again, try again.

-Patient traces out letters on hand-

Dad : Throat ... she wants her breathing tube removed from her throat.

Sister : You can't have it removed. You wont be able to breathe.

-Patient cries-

Sister : It's for the best. -Wipes tear- If the tube is gone, you are going to meet the Father. You don't want to meet Him yet right?

-Patient cries-

Doctor : I just want to tell you we support the Patient's decisions.

Dad : Then we'll make one right now. Sister, do you want to leave for heaven? Or keep living.

-Patient traces out : Live-

Doctor to Dad : You're only making her suffer.

Dad : We do what she wants.

Doctor : Fine. Do you want us to still give her antibiotics, vitamins? It would mean we would have to put another tube in her body.

Dad : No...no more. I think she just wants to be comfortable.

Doctor : Very well -Leaves-.

-1 Hour later-

Friend : I'm your friend right? Do you love me?

-Patient nods and cries and points to tube lodged in mouth-

Friend : Just wait. Everything ... will be alright.

Mom : Grandma, let's leave.

Grandma : I'm not leaving til I see God pick her up from her bed.

Sister : I don't want you to see her die.

Grandma : I gave birth to her, so I deserve to see my child go.

Sister : Don't worry... Big Sister will take care of her...

-All exit except Sister and Friend-

HOLY CRAP SCHOOL STARTS IN 4 DAYS TIME FOR THAT BLOG AGAIN....

REGRETS : Not finishing essays on the first day of summer
Not working out (or laughing out loud)
hmm
I guess sukker was okay. Not the greatest, but when have I ever had a great summer?

LOL MY ESSAYS STILL AREN'T DONE

LOL I GOT MY COWON

LOL LOL

OH BOYKINS

Just had the greatest all you can eat pork fest. It was the amazing. Now chuggin on some deliciously flavored sparkling water.

Here's a random ode to random

Now, this is a biography all about how
My life got rotated several times til being set down
And I would like to take a steak, medium rare
If you'd sit right in this chair
I'll tell you how I became a kid in a state called CA

In west uterus I was born and raised
On the umbilical cord was where I spent most of my days
Being fed from a tube out of my belly
All cramped up until I was ready
When a couple of docs
Who wanted some cash
Said to mah momma, c'mon dont be rash
I got out in one little push and my mom hey
She said 'Jamon, you're coming with us to a house in CA'

I cried and kicked her like a buffoon
But she retaliated and kicked my ass to the moon
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my bottle.
I took it and said, 'I got no rebuttal'.

First things first, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice and pissin it out.
Is this what the people of CA living like?
Yo momma, mah diaper is tight

But wait I hear they're pampers, all comfy and fit
Is this the type of diaper they make where i can take a shi-?
I don't think so
I'll see when my bladder is queer
I hope they're prepared for the poop of the year

Well, the whole place stunk when i dropped the crap
The man who was my dad busted his cap
I ain't trying to get flamed
But right when I poop, I get maimed
It just comes randomly, when it wanna

I cried for a parent and my momma came there
She ended up with a load of poop in her hair
If anything I can say this aint my day
But I thought 'Nah forget it, I'm just a kid in CA'

I pulled up my boxers at 7 or 8
And I yelled to the pampers 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at the toilet
I was finally there, hey
To settle my throne as the kid of CA

Copyright 2008 to Will Smith and me ahahahahhaa

How Should I Use These STAR Program Results?

in other news ...

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FOR PETER RABBITS SAKE, DONT CHEER THE INABILITIES...
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This was inspired by a Physical Edumacational day at CESAR CHAVEZ SUX SCHOOL.
There's this big dud in my class, he's a pretty nice guy who fits the "gentle giant" label. Anyways. Once when we were runnin the mile on the track, he's obviously in last (being the biggest in the class). I don't really care, he's just doing his own thing. Then Mr. Blandford, yes it's a freakin dude, is all like

"GEYS!!!! LOOK @ ******!!! HES IN LAST PLASE. LETS CHEER HIM AWN! CLAP NOW!!!"

So now the whole class is attention whored to ******, who clearly doesn't want to be a drag, finishes with a face as red as a blue cheese puff.

My point is

let us be who we are

we don't need YOUR PITY.
Leave the pittie to the cherrys
thank you
and good day

WHEN I GO OOO ALL THE LADIES GO AAAH

OOO

...

OOO

WHEN I GO OOO ALL THE FELLA'S GO ARF ARF

OOO

...

OOO

...

Keep it sexy fella's

OOO

...

OOO

...

That's mah dawgs.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbxA8a_M_s

I feel lucky?

Lately it seems that everything I want is coming to me.
Like I got teh moneys and stuff
Being lazy is great

The only thing I can't seem to get is time. I got my ID card yestersay and I must say, I'm quite the asian. HAHAHDUBW*Fh(*QWEHf98wvndoinmsepothjy3904tg

But it makes me realize school is coming, and I haven't done my essays. It's fun to procrastinate (wow that word is old) but the results suck.

Let's play some starcraft.

Uh.. Should I be worried?

As some of you may know, I tutor kids in Summer Academy at church. I'm just a T.A. for the third graders, but I feel more like a teacher.

But that's not important.

One of the third graders... I think his name is Joshua or w/e, is acting VERY strange for a third grader.

Note : The teacher (Art Teacher) was out atm, so i was left in charge for like 10 minutes. It was very scarring

1. He holds his pencil in the middle with only the other half + the pencil tip showing. He turns to some dude named Jason and says "Haha, this is the size of your small penis"

LOL ???!?1/1/1/11111111/1//1/1/1/oneoneslashoneslashslash

2. He sticks his pencil up his nose and starts shaking his head. I ask " WTF are you doing?"
His answer? "Haha, this is my dick in my nose!!"

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!1111!!1111111111111!

3. Kinda weird, but the teacher is back by now. What kids do is that when they finish a page, they bring it to me to correct. I'm sitting in the corner of the room and Joshua comes up to me. As I correct his page, he starts leaning on me VERY heavily; I'm thinking : w/e he just wants to see his corrections. Then he starts to try and sit on my lap; I'm thinking : ....no. After he gets his book back, he starts correcting it. You'd think they'd go back to their seat, but not this guy. He puts his head on my shoulder and starts correcting. Naturally I REJECT him and tell him to go back.

I'm quite afraid!

HMmm CARSP?

When the hell did it turn August?
O NOES.
I still have to make my sparkno-i mean, read the Count of Monte Cristo and take EXTENSIVE notes and write essay...
then I have to read another ...
Hmm

===REQUESTINGED RANT===
Something about having long lost unco's and aunts over your house can be quite the show!
First off, you want to make the RIGHT impression. I for one, want to leave the thought on the person that goes like .. :

Hey dud, I can be cool when the time is right, but for now, gtfo so I can go enjoy this five dollar foot long. And no, I'm not giving you a piece... I dont care if this is your favorite kind of bread ... no get off me you asscake, oh, gonna grab now eh? Two can play this game ... what if I grab THIS... wallet... yeah, now you have a dilemma. Delicious sub? or valuable wallet? ... that's right... politely ask for it back, bwahahah you have no hope, no no, I'm going to talk in a annoying but friendly manner... gooood, the sandwich is down... good one, walk to my dad, thats right ... right into THE FIERY VOLCANO OF FIERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-NESS.

Basically you want to leave the impression that you accept them, but don't show ALL your traits just yet. Maybe when you get a leg bitten off by a wildebeast.

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What? Morgan Freeman in a car accident? Who will narrate the penguins now? WHY...

It is official
R.I.P
Zen MicroPhoto 8gig Silver/White.
You entertained me well.

It is decided, the D2 will be mine!


Getting paid this week ... better be 300$.
Tutoring kids is one thing, but making me go to the ExplOratorium? How dare thou. Do you know what happens when kids go to the explOratorium?! THIS HAPPENS

Fools, you've created another jabbawockey

You never ...

You never realize how good it is to have a house until you run on a cold cloudy day to your house after swimming a few blocks away.

You never realize how funny something is until you have another person laugh at it.

You never realize how lucky it is we aren't retro enough until you eat a silkworm.

You never realize how sucky life is until you find out eating glass is bad.

I mean what?

damn that sux yo

Outdoors taught me something valuable

Anything can be made into a mockumentary.
Anything can be made fun of
I need money
LIKE NOW
Pls?

Btw I need a new hairstylez. Suggest?

Yeah hes starting it again

I told HIM what Fiery means. And I guess he's still in stage B-1 : Denial.

He was like

ahem-

MAN WTH R U TOKNG ABOUT IMM PR3TY SURE ITS SPAL3D AF E 3YE R Y AND DUD3 ITS PRONOUNCAD FURY !!1!!1!11!!11!11!! WTF LOL

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Btw, there is no such thing as Feiry -.-
Unless you're talking about fairy,
but i'm pretty sure Revelations
Doesn't talk about Feiry Flames
lul

After experiences I've come down to one conclusion

Being in the middle sucks.

And not just being the middle child; the concept of being in the middle just...sucks!

Let's take the example of ... my hair.

Looks great while it's short! But as I consider growing it out, I enter the stage called " The Middle ". In this state, my hair is bipolar, thus is ugly. But it's been about a few months since I got my last haircut, and I can't help but say my hair is OK!

Contrary to popular belief,
The Middle by Jimmy Eat World is NOT the sucks.

Starting tomorrow, I will be doing 5 hours of educational work, WITH pay. Tutoring has got to be the easiest job ever. All I do is sit there, and once in a while I correct things, assign homework., etc etce tefcecevctevctectectectec. 2 Weeks = 100$ pay. VERY sweet.

[randomramble]
My brain is cool. I don't know how it works, it doesnt want to tell me how it works; its a rebel, and rebels are cool.
When you try to tell a joke, you either are FUNNY or SARCASTIC.
Let's take an exampole,
Jonathan Kim falls down the stairs in front of a semilarge crowd.
KEVIN: HAHA LOL [JOKE]
JONATHAN: WOW DAT WUS FUNNY

ON THE OTHER HAND

Jonathan Kim falls down the stairs in front of a semilarge crowd.
someone like ... DANIEL: HAHA LOL [Same joke]
JONATHAN: YO, WRESTLE...DOUCHE?

In conclusion, there is only one verdict:

Dear...

Daniel Yi,
I could not help feeling like slapping you in the face when you made a scene on the pronunciation of FIERY.
ITS
FIRE - Y.
NOT FIER-Y
It may be spelled like that, but FIER-Y sounds stupid. I guess one could assume that since you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........................................
Eh.
And to prove my point, here is a recording taken from the DICTIONARY.
javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?fiery001.wav=fiery')
Thank you for your time.
The people of Sparta

Working at a car wash

sucks balls. if you havent already predicted, i got sunburn. Mutha - ffffffffffffffffffff.
I think my skin aids is scarring, pretty gross. so now im packing more ice on my face...
My skin is in mortal danger, sun poisoning is within.

I never understand why I continue with helping Cambodia. Not even going :(
Don't really want to go this year, Camdobia, Vietnam don't interest me. Cripes, my face is numb.

I thought I was grood at basketpall, apparently not. Sign that I must keep working. One day I'll be content in my position in life, then I'll jump in the pond and grab a fish.

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friend.

wait who?

Quick Update

Just to let you guys know I'm alive.

My skin AIDS seem to be healing... WUT HEALING AIDS?

I didn't get it either.

Hmm... oh. I need cash.

Selling : Koi Fish
Nintendo Wii (FUNCTIONAL)

So yeah

I have like ... face AIDS. My sunburn was peeling, now I got these red bumps on my cheeks :( Mom says it'll go away in some days but she'll regret that when i turn into that buff dude on Fantastic4. Then I'll have to deal with that fireball...

I was meaning to type this particular blog but I was too lazy

But here it is

I know a couple of people ... okay it's just one, who are offended 2 the max when people use -emo- and -gay- to describe people.

The Emo
Means : Emotional.
What Emos are doing wrong : Being emotional in public.
No one wants your problems on their colorful rainbow, so go away. If you dress like an emo but are not an emo, then you are a scene kid...which is better than emo, but that means you fake, sort of.

I guess it all comes down on HOW you use the word, as an ADJ., or a NOUN.

I guess I can understand why people get mad when others call each other gay for fun. It's used derogatory-ly and that's indirectly calling gay people sucksy. But Christians are supposed to unapprove of gay people, right samoneems? And gays are hated in the bible, as read in Leviticus, so gays probably aren't christians. But if gays can't be christians, then the great commision has failed? Make disciples of all nations, but almost impossible. So, gays must be christian, but cant be christian, PARADOX?!

SO yeah im not goin outside anymore

Tired of all these sunburns. Either 60 SPF+ Protection isnt enough or my skin is just burnable. Im going with both.

Went boating with the Ninies,quite fun apart from the sunnyBurn.

So atm I'm packin ice on mah face, for the sunburn.

Crazy dream,

last night I slept about 1:00AM, gettin ready for boating trip. Before i was watching Parent Trap (stfu). Anyways my dream was like, my friend was parking boats as a valet. I wanted to go meet up with him so I had to like ... move my sheets of my bed to meet up. This of course got the sheets wet in the dream. I wake up, and hella sweating ( no midnight leaks thank god). It was like .. 3:00 which sucked cause I couldnt fall asleep again. But yeah, imma need a new pillow todai.

Brb ice

Swimming R Awesome

Last two days I've been swimming at SB (Noona's) house. It is very soothing from the heat. And tomorrow imma go boating... again ;).

Prediction
I will get sunburn.
Lol.

Imma bring my new i mean new family camera to trip and see if it r duh work one. Game night tomorrow, hopefully it will be great.

My life is so boarings.

ComfortInn is livable

I think if Quality Motel had a quality, it would be suck. I think there were ticks in there. Someone call the verminators. The only good thing about that room was that the soap smelled nice.

Watchin
But oh baby hello Comfort Inn. Sexiest motel in wherever I am. I approve of this room.
Does this mean I'm taking the towels?
Probably.
Does this mean I'm stealing the soap?
Most Likely.
Does this mean I'm dropping the soap?
Perhaps.

Visited Hearst Castle, took pix. It's ALRIGHT... good enough for a summer home. Just kidding, I wet my pants.



Sister went to her UCSB orientation. Good luck to her, and RIP :

So looks like I'm moving to Santa Barbara

Just kidding. Busy today, got a camera, I MEAN -family- camera ;)

Here I am in a Comfort Inn, on my sister's laptop typing. On the way here all I've been doing was playing DS like the typical asian i am. Then we stopped by a Carl's Jr to eat. Some girl went into the guys bathroom and came out lookin like O_O.

Santa Barbara ads are really bad. They consist of really old people and selling watches. Very dull, i almost fell asleep. W/e. Never really liked motels, they seem like dirty hoetels. Soon ill be back in good ol' union city, where I will see my Lucy and delicious Snack.

O btw lucy's getting her heat ...
with her bro.

Dogcest at its finest.

S> puppy 10000$

4th of July GALORE!

So me and jonathan pitched in to get some fireworks. hellar fun. went in front of SBNoona's house and lit em up. Probably favorite firework is Purple Rain, ya'know?
Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Eventually we used the last of the Sparklers. Those kiddie works I like to call em. Then came the illegal IANRFVDAmW IAM IFVGNA. Ahem. I mean fun works. After we discovered the awesomeness of funworx, Tony does the impossible.

Assrockets.


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Yeah that was fun. Then we tried target practice





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So yeah, pretty fun. If only something didn't go wrong ...

Forf of July

=Stardate 7.4.841125=
Today is celebreation for earflings. There is no solid evidence of why we celebreate this event. Perhups this is when this ... Int0rn3ty was invention?

I'm disappointed that my sister used my money to buy KIDDIE-worx. Aka SPARKLERS. I might as well use the ille- i mean "other-state" fireworks. I should invite moar people. It's only me and Jonathan and Jonathan is playing Taiko Drummaster. ... boarings.

These mandarin oranges are dericious. Not even duh chinese either.

m3 is probably the best buy ive ever bought

so yeah this is a great thingy. probably better than my psp atm. selling PSP : Best offer wins

I have a dream :
forgot.

So sistar bought meh some fireworks, I plan to light them tomorrow. Goofy people today are lighting em out. As for some Pre 4th of July celebrations, aka 3rd of July.

Update : I think I got better at basquetbol. I'm making more shots. But today I messed up my knee weirdly. I shot, and ran to get it back. Then my knee just shuts down and I fell. I was dazed, and feeling WTF a lot. Grammar needs some work I gguess.

You know you're finished with summer when :
You wake up in the morning feeling like reading the Count of Monte Cristo
You've watched I Love The Millenium on VH1 a million times.
You've watched the Star Wars Trilogy on Spike a million and 2 times.
You've run out of AA batteries. Crap.

6 more days until I get a job, kinda not feeling it now. But if I want my CowON then I have to work for it. Mr Chili's or whatever quotes:
"Money in the hand is good, Money in the heart isn't"

Well something like that.

Oooh Almost forgot my dream

It was SUMMER SCHOOOL. IT WAS TERRIBLE. Basically I woke up (in the dream) and all my friends were next to me like OMG TIEM 4 SKoOOl. I said OK since in dreams you dont know terrible events. I saw all my high school friends and church friends all in Cesar Chavez, which was pretty funny. The school is where Los Robles was cause after school Danny, Charles, and I walked to the 7-11 next to the gas station. It looked normal from the outside, but when I walked in, it was like ... 3 feet wide and 8 feet long. Theres like... one hanger full of Doritos and crap, and there was no cashier. Charles calls out to me and is like : You need food tokens. Wtf?

Then theres another part i remember, apparently its some fat guy who is Wolfman. He goes around eating peoples crops. Fcking weird. Then it's like, some interview with a lady who captured him. Then there's a re-enactment of her perspective and shes saying like He was gettin ready to attack me so naturally I captured him. OK. Then she hands me the captured wolfman and what's weird is that it was a stick. Thin long stick. hella weird. Then I give it to some church person I forgot and he starts boiling it.

Oh and I got my m3 ;)
www.m3adapter.com

But yeah, something is giving me crazy dreams. and no I'm not on drugs

According to the Verminators

roaches tear families apart. I slept around 2:30 in the mornin watching Verminators because i dunno. Pretty gross to see bedbugs making out with your skin on your sheets. When i finally decided to turn away from the TV, I got hella creeped out of my room cause I felt that there were hella bugs around me. Discovery Channel continues to own my senses.

The past two days I've been reading the Cunt of Monte Cristo. I'm on page ... 14. When I get my Zen from Johnny's house I'm gonna devote an entire day to reading it... maybe.

TACO BELL NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME

Today I will be a food critic
[fcritic]
So I've heard a lot of buzz about the new FRUITISTA FREEZE. So as I dropped J-dawg off at his house, I stopped by to take a sample. When I got it in my hands, it was pretty small, disappointment. But, all is forgiven, cause it taste GROOD. It's icy enough to be crunchy, but goes down easily. The strawberry flavor is great.
My menu of TB
#5 - Nacho Bell Grande
#7 - Chicken Quesadilla
#9 - Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme

Yes I memorize what I like at fast food places. Imafatboy.!!.!
[/fcritic]

Got into an arguement with Pops today. Ditched him for like, 5 minutes til I came back to his car. He's getting pretty controlling over my life. e.g.

"You need to sleep at 10 and wake up at 7. And read more books, it's summer vacation."

Who the hell reads book during summer vacation, except for the Cunt of Monte Crystal Geyser. Speaking of that w/e book, I need to read it. What was the assignment again?

On that road again...

That road to recovery.
My mosquita bites seem to be receding... and my skin seems to be peeling out of control.

I have a coathanger in my room, where it stands up. It holds some hats and pants and w/e. Last night I saw a clip of The Ring and was pretty sleepy. So I fell asleep but I would wake up several times during the night randomly and saw the coathanger. It made a figure of a freaky ass girl that looked sorta like the Ring Girl but was more scarecrow type. damn it all

IF ghosts exist, I wonder if they can read your mind, so they know who to haunt. lul.
God will pull through for me. fasho.

I made myself a list yesterday

of what i wanted it goes something like
Cowon D2 - 180$ Free Shipping

SanDisk 4 GB SDHC - 12$ - 20$

M3 DS Real Rumble GBA Expansion Pack - 45.95 w/o miniSD about 62$ with (20$ shipping?)

Links
M3
http://www.gameyeeeah.com/m3-ds-real-rumble-pack-gba-expansion-pack-p-806.html

Cowon
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000WH6XZM/ref=dp_olp_2?ie=UTF8&m=A2SZ6RJGR6A085&qid=1214380206&sr=1-4

TOTAL

Just get 300$

So yeah. BUT! My sistar has agreed to buy me the r4 so wo00t.

but i am mad

Mr seaton BETRAYED ME

And now I have a B+ in class :|
And a B+ in alge2 but whatever i suck math anyways
Looks like Imma have to work hard in 10 + 11th grade.

OH LOL

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL NOW KEVIN? GET B+ ???
COAME! I MAKE U DUH DUMPLING AND EGGROLL
Me: NO MOM! NO!

Forgot again

I keep forgetting these days. "Time is Running OUT". Already one month of my summer vacation is over and I dont know what needs to be done. I think I need to read the Count of Monte Cristo. By the title I can predict it will be about a vampire haunting the peaceful city of Monte Cristo. Or there is a vampire haunting a guy named Monte Cristo. Nevertheless there will be vampires, and pokemmon.

Went boating yesterday- pasear el bote- was good. As always, I am sunburned. Then i got mosquito bites. So now I'm itchy on my face and legs. Damn you skin.

The Cowon D2 is within my grasp.

Uhhh I forgot

It was too hot to type, so I didnt. I r sorry.

I forget what I did Thursday. On Friday...I went to new park, yep. With the Jonster. Bought two shirts (as always) then went to church, where it was hot-sauce.
Went to Daiso too... just for fun.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, yes that is moi.
hmm. So I ninja-sauce-like turned on the A/C of the church. Daring it is, i might get in trouble, maybe. It was for the greater good of the church, God wanted it too, i think. I'm very unsure. :O

Today is Saturday, went to church at liek, 10 : 30. Then stayed until 5 :| W/e. Then me and JaxHoe played bball and he beat me
Furiously.

now he's playing guitar zero and i'm typing this.

As promised bed hair

Goals for Summer

I decided to blog this because my computer chair smells like sweat :(

Goals:
Get moneys
Get community service hours
Make 5 Free Throws in a row
Learn to read really good
Watch a movie (several)
Get a Zune, pls :(

Day 7 of El Verano

Day 7 of Summer : Sun- i mean Wednesday

Already I'm beginning to lose track of days. It's the same thing over and over: Wake up at 10 ~ 11 o clock, eat spaghetti or somethin, computer, bball, computer, TV, Guitar Hero, sleep. Something needs to happen soon or else I might be STUCK IN A COMAAAAA, EVERYDAY... sorry, guitar hero.

It's my dad's birthday, so we going to Texas Roadhouse. VERY SWEET.

I forgot to write down my dream, cause I forgot again.

Instead, I will plan on taking pics of my bed hair, cause I can. ;)

Day 6 of Summer

Day 6 of Summer : Tuesday

Today I woke up at the abnormal time of 11: 20. So thats 11 hours of sleep. I did absolutely nothing today except for like 3 minutes of basketball and 9 hours of computer. I guess it's safe to say I spend too much time on computer, then again what else am I supposed to do? READ A BOOK? LOL.

Once tomorrow comes and everyone is done with school, I'm going to do hella cardio, most likely with Jonathan. Hopefully neither of us flake :O.

I had a crazy dream, I KNOW I DID, I just forgot it. DAMN. It had something to do with what I planned about doing ... maybe it was about going back to school. wow hate these brain farts. Note to self but publicly announcing : Jot down your dream so you can tell the world that, tell the world that, tell the world that my Jesus livessss, tell the -- okay sorry.

Day 4 + 5 of summer

Day 4 of Summer : Sunday
Went to teh church picnic thingy. It was alright. I took EXTRA PRECAUTIONS to cover my face and ears with several layers of sunblock.
Yet no avail.
I get sunburned, the sunblock turns into a gray goopy mess as I rub it off my face.
During pic-a-nic, I won a Clock, then traded Meryem for a Cross thingy, then gave it to Allen, who then gave it to Johnny, who then -insert verb- and now it's lost forever. Re-enacted Oregon Trail on the Raging Rivers by using the stone bridge to cross it. Then Johnny came over and we had a 2 man BBQ. We didnt have any charcoal so we used HAND MADE MAHOGANY, or that's what I hoped it would be. Then we realized we forgot to clean the grill so the hot dogs had a lot of black smears... cancer dogs kthxbai.

Day 5 of Summer : Monday
Had a nice 10 hour sleep, I feel like I'm growing at a very turtle speed. Perhaps one day I'll be 6'0...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I beat Johnny in 21, win. Then we ate the last of the ice cream, win. I'm almost done beating Brawl adventure, semi-win. Triple wins in one day.

I'm beginning to lose track of the summer days. Pretty soon I'll realize I haven't talked to Her, or so Johnny discussed with me. Too bad I'm not trying to start anything :\

Oops, I haven't blogged for 3 days D:

It was because adverse conditions were upon me.

Day 1 Of Summer : Thursday

10 hours of sleep is FANSTASTIC!!! I think my skin cleared up :D
So the first 20 minutes of waking up from 10 hours of sleep was fun. Then it just got boaring. So I decided to play basketball for 10 minutes, ended up to be like 30 seconds cause it was hella hot. Then I decided to go inside and play compy for like 6 hours. Then I went outside with 1) Cell Phone 2) Book 3) Mp3 player
I dunno how long I stayed out, but it must have been long cause 1) I finished the book 2) My zen was almost dead 3) my phone was ... i dunno.
I sat on the sidewalk of the backyard then took a pic just for teh blug Pretty peaceful

Day 2 Of Summer : Friday
Freakin boaring off the heezy. Decided to play bball for about 30 mintues then slept / compy. Then I had to go to Monte Vista's graduation and skip church ( Actually wanted to go today :\ ). But after graduation we went to this one CHINEEZE restaurant and had fun there. Then Johnny and Jonathan slept over cause we could. I wonder what happened to jason :(

Day 3 Of Summer : Saturday
Big times, sister graduates. Which means her room will become my game room soon. ;)
Had a huge WTFBBQ, many people came over. Some random ones as well (David). Then everyone ditched Johnny, David, and me so we just played Bball. They both left about 5 minutes ago and now I'm alone. Sob.

Tomorrow is sunday. something tells me I will get annoyed by D.Y., but then again, he always does something stupid-sauce.

How To Be Like Kevin

add SAUCE to EVERY ADJECTIVE
Format : Adj-sauce
E.G. Crazy = Crazy-Sauce
Go in peace.

SUMMER BREAK : DAY .5

So my goal is to blog for 100000 days for summer vacation, unless dangerously dangerous conditions are among.

What I don't get is why girls cry when they leave the class :O
I guess there is an emotional bond between them (ew maybe) but I don't think sobbing is natural :O

Goal for summer
Get Money
Get better at bball
uh guitar too

Focus on this one thing

A minor inconvenience the first time I tell you, irritating the fourth time, annoying 6 times and up. This is what pisses me off. REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING REPEATING
MYSELF.

I'm fine with repeating instructions and messages and conversations, but repeating things such as Don't Do _____ or Stop doing _____ really gets me mad.

Let's say J here has a habit of commenting every single thing that she doesnt like. I don't know why but I guess she's mad that I get stuff earlier e.g. cell phone earlier, quitting piano earlier... etc.

True Story:
Me : Next time can you get the bigger size meat for teh pulgogi?
Mom : Aye! Just eat it!
Me : It's the same but, it's kinda small.
J : mubmelbmeubmeblmebuebmebmelb
Me : Eff you -leaves table-

And here I am, telling you this. Really unnecessary, but I'm ignoring her til she understands that what she does is unnecessary.

btw if i'm doing something unnecessary that can be changed, PLEASE tell me.
But nothing regarding hobbies and stuff, i tend to like those.

My Zen MicroPhoto pulled a Jesus on me

So today I woke up at like...9 30, so that's late for getting a ride with my mom to church. So I ended up leaving with my dad at 10:00. Then some dude next to us honks and tells us my dad got a flat. So we wait for like ... 20 minutes. then mi madre comes and takes me an my sister to church. I'm late, so I sit down. Done with worship, then i go to Bibleh study. DanielleYi being a turd as usual...sweatier than usual I noticed. Then VBS practice, hung some flyers on doors.

Then, tired, I crave music. I pull out my zen. I plug in earphones. I turn it on.

Nothing.

I'm like O_O and ;-; and X_X and <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v (>'-')>

So I get shocked, then go home and sleep. Then I take apart my sister's old zen, cause I found a small screwdriver. Then I go back to say goodnight to my zen, forever. I turn it on...it comes on. Muse was all like "HOLLLLLLDDDDDDD...ME INNNNNN YOURRRRR ARRMMMMSSSSSSS"
and I said," OK!!".

This is a rant, not an emo post

I will get rid of all these assholes. There has to be another way to get things through. I spend most my life at church, and go through the same things everyday. There have been older kids that have been through the same thing, but they accept their inferiority and go with being bossed around.
I see everyone else as an equal. Sure I call little kids foo's and littlesmallpeople, but I would never take it to the extent as in insulting them to get work. We've all been told to respect your elders, which can start to as little as a year older. This immediately sets up a hierarchy based on AGE. Then those older ones join council, which is like having your nametag with a gold star on it. That gold star allows you to degrade the ones younger than you, and to share the pain they experienced when they were your age.

That shit gotta stop

All of them say I'm overreacting, I probably am, but I am not like those who accept this kind of things. For example, today I see Daniel and J, for short, bringing the table in. Right when they get to the door, J just drops the table, and Daniel is confused. J says to him :

You do the rest, I want to see you do work.

Daniel says:

Why can't you help me?

J says:

Because i went through this when I was your age. Just take it.

Just write an autobiography of all the stuff you hated as a kid and did NOTHING to stop it. Then you can give it to us and tell us we can't do anything, when you YOURSELF did nothing.
I forget, I'm supposed to MAN up and TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. Right, taking it like a man is taking all the crap that comes out your ass and rubbing it on my face. Yeah, real manly.
HOW TO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN:
You go up and tell them your opinion, and continue til you get a fair situation.

They always assure me that "When [I'm] older, [I'll] be able to do this to the little kids." Well that would be great, but I don't want those future YouthGroup to go through what most guys (specifically guys, cause YouthGroup is a matriarchal society,so girls are invincible) go through. My best friend tells me that I will abuse the little kids. First, I'm shocked that he doubts me ... I was kinda ... uh, shocked. Why would I lie about something I'm so strongly against?

I myself cannot take my own advice, cause a) im weaker than most b)they always have some cliche response to me or c)i'm younger

One of which include : Cmon, man, it's for God.
Yeah, God would like to see you call everyone a monkey to get people to work.

They've told me to join council, which is like asking me to be a Nazi. I don't want to be in council because I don't want to be part of a system that puts others down.

Those of you reading are like Then why are you crying if you aren't gonna do anything about it?

My response: Omg! Remeber I r only a little monkee, I have no voice.
You should be able to find out for yourselves, most of us...nvm just about ... 3 of us ... or is it just me... that we/I don't like the way you're running this "holy" place. Who knows, maybe I'll be part of council, then just change the whole place, for good. But there's always going to be someone who has 1 more gold star on their nametag, who will shoot me down.



You- Then just move churches
Me- well maybe I will.

Let me tell you about my good friend...Scary Larry.

Intro- It's basketball camp at church. It's break, and we all sit down to hear Bryan Hyung tell us an awesome story. It kinda went like....

There was an old veteran who fought in World War II and now resides in his shabby cabin. He has no family, no history, most importantly, no face. He lost it in the war. All he has is his bush sculptures, in which he uses to fill the void. We call him...Larry.
One day, these group of whippersnappers decided to go mess with Larry. They see Larry and his ol' bushes, and immediately start to throw rocks at him. Larry can do nothing but ignore them. This went on for a couple of weeks. One day, Larry could not take it anymore. He brings out his chainsaw and killed all the kids...except one. That one kid told the rest of the community about Larry. The city decide to kill Larry, but by the time they arrived to his cabin, he was gone. Now, legend has it that Larry hides in bush sculptures, waiting for his vengeance. That's why you should always be careful...

I didn't make that up. I wish I did, cause it's so duh random. But I didn't


BTW IM SHEDDING!!!
I got a sunburn on Beach Day and now I'm peeling.


HORRAYYYY!

CooL!

I learned how to put custom ringtones on my Upstage. Now it's over.

I have a certain...disorder?

When I get something great, such as my NEW SEXY PHONE, I have a feeling I'm just gonna get killed in some freak accident. Yeah, I know. WEIRD.

HACHAAAA! VIETNAAAAAAAAAM

Weekend so Far

Probably one of the better ones.

Saturday )i can has cheezeburger?(

Went to the betch. Or beach if you want. I reckon its purty fun, many stuff to do. Had a sandcastle building contest. How does Leopluradon lose? BAH
Played football. Got a long ass gash in my left shin. Had a couple of hotdogs. I got splashed by a buncha gurls. Very sandy. Got a minor sunburn, I can never leave outdoors without a sunburn.

I enjoy the beach, I just hate the aftermath. You feel GRIMY and SANDY, random sand in random place. ;-; Came home, took a skower, went to Johnny's house...again :D.

oh

GOT A NEW SEXY PHONE...MY Upstage by Samsung. IT R COOL. CYA FAT ASS FLIP PHONE

Sunday was bland.

Looks like I got a job!

Basically I'll be teaching two annoying girls the way of the American.

Background information on Hannah & Nina.

Every winter break, before middle school, I would go to Lake Tahoe or Reno. My mom's friend worked at an airline, and winter break was her week off. My mom invited her and her two daughters to tag along. Except...

They are douches.

I remember I had my gaem of Kirby, very kickass. I was like 97% done with the game? Only a few more secret levels to find. The second trip we go to Reno, naturally with those two girls. They ask me, in a very fobby accent, to have a try at Kirby, very kickass.

They play for like, 3 minutes, and give it back to me. But when I get it back...

All three save files....
are at....
0%.

ZERO PERCENT

Z3|20 |>3|2<3|\|7

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I was so angry. Kickass kirby was now...just kirby.

And now I am their teacher.

WTF IS THE MEANING OF BULLSHEEETS?

So some dude in my grade was flaming me for not knowing what Bullshit meant. First, he would put BS in every sentence. Example Scenario
D- It's hard to feel joy when there is so many people BSing.
Me- BSing as in lying?
D-No! It means ... I can't really explain it.
Me- I'm pretty sure you mean lying.
D- NO OMG WTFBBQ YU DONTUNDERSTANDIHATEEXISTENCELULLLLLL

I forget it exactly cause it was on Friday, but he freaked out.

I've also noticed that one of us has been angry lately.
After slideshow of Chinese disasters
-I just remembered the scenario lol
The question was "Who do you think needs joy"
Me- The Chinese
D- Wow dude, that was...wow.
Me- Wut is so Wow?
D- Nothing man, that kind of BS..
Me- How is that BS?
D-Redundant explanation
Me- k.

back to the angry one

like...after the slideshow, LITTLE clapped. They realized their mistake and stopped.
But DishOne was like WTF R U PROBLEM THIS BE-ETH SERIOUS. DONT U UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUFFERING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Then DishOne commenced with a prayer : Dear God, forgive us for being IGNORANT, we sometimes dont realize blahblah.

IGNORANT?

Barely anyone clapped, and sometimes applause doesnt have to be linked to congratulations. SOMETIMES it can be ... SUPPORT?

We learned on Sunday 5 ways to be sorry
1. I am wrong r we ok?
2. I overreacted mi sorry
3. My pride was stopping me from apologizing.
4. I understand I'm wrong
5. Can we negotiate this?

Maybe that wasnt it, but somethin like that.

I'm thinkin much about number 2

YESTERDAY I WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY

AND WOULD HAVE POSTED AN ANGRY BLOG IN CAPITRUL LETTERS BUT
i'm not mad anymore
BUT IF I WAS MAD THIS POST WOULD BE LIEK...

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WTF FREAKIN GIRLS AND THEIR GODDAMN SHOPPING
Today i went to New Park Mall. Normally I LOVE the mall, today was NOT THE COOL ONE.
First we go into Forever 21. (we as in me my mom and my sister)
WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AT FOREBER 21?
They have a guy's section but who the hell wears shirts whose collars reach down all the way to your stomach? Not me.
So I wait for like 54 minutes for them to come out. Mom said that she was gonna buy a scarf and come out. WHY DOES IT TAKE 54 MINUTES TO BUY A SCARF?
Then they walk into Victoria's Secret. Obviously, there is no Victor's Message in New Park, so I'm forced to wait outside. Realizing I could do better, I walk into anchor blue in which i met the worst cosplayers EVER.

1: Fat gurl wearing snow white outfit
2. Skinny dude dressed like Aladdin
3. There is no 3.

I walk out. So I'm waiting in front of Victoria's Secret, allowing time to pass. I pull out mah mp3 and wait. And wait. Then about 1 hour later the dynamic duo comes out with NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
1 hour and NO PROGRESS. By now I'm mega-frustrated. Our last stop was Bed bath and body works. wtf am i supposed to do there. I go into Target instead. In a fit of rage, I buy a 6 pack of pens. Then went home.

My new way of expressing anger without actually showing it : Buy pens.

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Today is a good day!
Sister got her license!
I am playing Guitar Hero!
I am practicing Guitar!


Damn.

For some reason, people look like frogs to me.

In my skillz class, there are two girls who just LOOOOVE ASIAN GUISE. Like, one of them's got asian guys on it. Individual pictures. Not only is it creepy, it's quite sad. Go out and fly a kite or something.

Lately it's been hot. Nah, it's good weather. But there are just some signs of someone is hot.
1. They have circles near armpit area lul
2. They sneeze sweat at you. lul
3. There is a puddle on your seat. lul

This I have all been a witness to. Not the cool one.

Its too hot to type.

Remember to Patent.
Knee-oderant.
LOLOLOLOLOL

NOOO CHARLIE WE HAVE TO GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN

I've seen this video like
freakin 50 times already
it's so cracklike
i got the script

Blue: Heeey Charlie, hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Charlie : Ugh, oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking Important. So is the meadow on fire?
Blue: No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, we’re going Too Candy Mountain , come with us Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie, It’ll be an adventure; we’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain right, I’m just gonna, you know. Go back to sleep now.
Blue: Noooooo, Charlie , you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Pink: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain! It’s a land of sweets & joy, and joyness.
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Blue: Candy Mountain Charlie!!!!
Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright fine! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain.
Pink & Blue Unicorn: Lalalaalaaaalalalaa
Charlie: Ugh, enough with the singing already!
Blue: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh God what is that?
Blue: It’s a Leoplurodon Charlie!
Pink: A Magical Leoplurodon!!
Blue: Its going to guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright guys, you do know that there’s no actual Candy Mountain right?
Blue: Shun the Non-Believer
Pink: Shuuuuun!
Blue: Sssssshuuuuuunnnnn!
Charlie: Yeah.
Leoplurodon: Raaaaawr!
Blue: It has spoken!
Pink: He has told us the way!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!!!
Blue: It’s just over this bridge Charlie!
Pink: It’s a Magical Bridge of Hope & Wonder!
Charlie: Is anyone else like getting, covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Blue: Charlieee, Chaaaarlieeee, Chaaaarliee, Char…
Charlie: I’m Right Here! What Do You Want!
Blue: We’re on a bridge Charlieeee!
Pink: We’re here!!
Charlie: Well what’ do ya know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Blue: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain ! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave! Magical wonders are too behold when you enter!
Charlie: Yeah, uhh, thanks but no thanks. I’m gonna stay out here.
Pink: But you have too enter The Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlieeee!
Y: ♫ Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land,
such a happy and joyful and perky merry land.
They’ve got lollypops and gummy drop and happy things,
oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town;
it’s the Mecca of love the candy cave.
They’ve got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy wraps, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it’s the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
so now Charlie please will you go into the cave. ♫♫♫
Charlie : Alright Fine! Ill Go Into The Freaking Candy Cave! This’d Better Be Good.
Blue & Pink Unicorn: Yeeeeahhhh!
Blue: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink: Yeah, goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye? What? Hey! What’s going on here!? Hello? Who is that?

Charlie: Oh God. What happened? …Ohhhhh they took my freaking kidney!

HAHAHAHAHA IM SO STUFID.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

CHAWLIE BIT MAH FINGERR

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

if you're feeling emo, we don't need to know. If you want to be a douche, tell another douche.

How to Douchify your life
1. When talking to others:
a) If not talking, sigh every 2.7 seconds
b) If not talking, stare across the person's LEFT shoulder
c) If talking, change tone. Either go Tone up to down or vise versa. EX WellllLLLLLLLL.

w/e

If only if there were some comedy in posts, no drama. drama is not cool unless its awesome gossip.
Remember, gossip is not bad if you know how to use
Good: Conversation Starter / C-C-C-COMBO CONTINUATION
Bad: Being a douche

What am I? Your teacher?

How to Be Post-Funny
1. EMERGENCY WORDS
a) lol ur mum
b) wanna count shoulders? ->intended response - dude thats hella gay
c) penus intended response - > LOL????????????!!!!!11?!

News Flash
I got a haircut
So cold todai.


BTW I need to vent this out
Girl - MADTV Guy - Stooge

So in my class, there's a guy named Stooge. He's pretty cool, kinda chill, but grills are attracted to him. Now, there's this one grill, named MADTV. She's basically asking to be raepd, but indirectly. All the hair stroking, hugging, the chair sharing, yeah. But that doesnt bother me, WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS CALLING HIS NAME. There would be a funny joke, the whole class laughs. But MADTV would be like " LOL LOOK AT STOOGE LAUGHING". ..........................................
Another one would be where Stooge would be sleepin. And MADTV would be
OMG GUISE, LOOK AT STOOGE SLEEPIN.
WE KNOW LUL.
Theres MADTV2 and MADTV3. But, theyre just as annoying. Penus.

That just makes this a comedy.

;)

Still in that Stage

Of needing money.
I really ( or think I really) need a job? Nah, just money. Maybe if I could use this GOOGLE ADSENSE and get some cents, I could live off that. But i'm not 18, or older.

Speaking of 18 and older, how old do you have to be to survive a trampoline room?

Plans are to go to http://www.jumpskyhigh.com/
Now, it's not like I hate trampolines, but really. 9 dollars? NO WAY.
Plus the food, in which I will engulf myself, will be an extra 300 dollars. Maybe. Probably. Not likely.

Hard to believe that weekends end eggstremely fast. It's not worth it.

About that dream:

So basically I hate my American Life and wanted to go to korea. Lul I know. So I like, grab a Jansport backpack and just run to the airport. And magically the dream shifts so I'm in the airport. Cept this is not just any airport. ITS A DEPARTMENT STORE!!!! So I steal 500$ from my mom before I had left, and I spent it all on Slim Jims. Then I get on the plane and then I'm in Korea instantly. Then magically, I'm being driven around by my mom and some girl that I forget. Then we try to find a good hotel for me to stay in, and when I do, I go to sleep. While i sleep, Snack (my dog) comes off the bed. Then the bed flies out the window. Then I wake up.

Wadafak LOL

Another saturated-fat pumped dream last night

I'll remind myself to explain it tomorrow when I have more time. REMEMBER : Going to korea by self.

STAR testing is finally over. I must say, it ended with a "bang". Today was algaybra II, hardest subject ever to be subjecized.


Whoever invented math, I have the right mind to make a time warp using extensive calculus formulas and geometry figures and many bun cakes.

That'll show em.