reasons why you cant enjoy Planet Earth with females

1. repetition of words that were JUST SAID
ex.
"These are the himalayas"
Female: HOEMYGAWD DID U KNOW THOSE ARE THE HIMALAYAS!

2. questioning of something that was just said several times.
"These are the himalayas"
Female: ARE THOSE THE HIMALAYAS?

3. calling everything cute
ex
"The snow leopard, rarely seen by humans..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
"The elephant, with a trunk that can reach to over..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
"The hunting dogs ravenously devour the meat, staining their faces with blood and..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE

4. after viewing death of animal/feast of animal, female usually give gasp or omomomoomomomomom (translated to omgomgomgomgomgomgomg in korean)
"The hunting dogs ravenously devour the meat, staining their faces with blood and..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
5 seconds later
Female: omomomomomoomomomomomomomomoomomo

5. calling everything ye-poh (pretty). and i mean everything
Female: HOEMYGAWD those stars are so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that tumbleweed is so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that boulder is so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that molecule of hydrogen and oxygen is so YE-POH