Lucy is ONE CLEVER DOG. Today I got back from a nice shopping trip. I slept in the car so my eyesight was a little blurry. I walk into my room and I see a large circular object of unknown properties. I'm thinking, why is there a black plastic bag on teh floors? So, naturally, I tap it with my foot.
Only it's not plastic.
ITS AN ENORMOUS DEUCE!!
It wasnt even the common poop Lucy .. poops. This was a cross breed between diarrhea and solid feces. I asked my dad to clean it up, cause it was funnier. And when he removed the majority of it, it left a scar on my carpet. A smelly, black/brown scar... which are the color of my new shoes!
SCHOOL R KIILLING ME
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