YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

if you're feeling emo, we don't need to know. If you want to be a douche, tell another douche.

How to Douchify your life
1. When talking to others:
a) If not talking, sigh every 2.7 seconds
b) If not talking, stare across the person's LEFT shoulder
c) If talking, change tone. Either go Tone up to down or vise versa. EX WellllLLLLLLLL.

w/e

If only if there were some comedy in posts, no drama. drama is not cool unless its awesome gossip.
Remember, gossip is not bad if you know how to use
Good: Conversation Starter / C-C-C-COMBO CONTINUATION
Bad: Being a douche

What am I? Your teacher?

How to Be Post-Funny
1. EMERGENCY WORDS
a) lol ur mum
b) wanna count shoulders? ->intended response - dude thats hella gay
c) penus intended response - > LOL????????????!!!!!11?!

News Flash
I got a haircut
So cold todai.


BTW I need to vent this out
Girl - MADTV Guy - Stooge

So in my class, there's a guy named Stooge. He's pretty cool, kinda chill, but grills are attracted to him. Now, there's this one grill, named MADTV. She's basically asking to be raepd, but indirectly. All the hair stroking, hugging, the chair sharing, yeah. But that doesnt bother me, WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS CALLING HIS NAME. There would be a funny joke, the whole class laughs. But MADTV would be like " LOL LOOK AT STOOGE LAUGHING". ..........................................
Another one would be where Stooge would be sleepin. And MADTV would be
OMG GUISE, LOOK AT STOOGE SLEEPIN.
WE KNOW LUL.
Theres MADTV2 and MADTV3. But, theyre just as annoying. Penus.

That just makes this a comedy.

;)