Thursday, May 14, 2009

Anyone need a persuasive essay topic?

Cause I got you right here.

THESIS: The world needs to change up their eating habits. Dinner is in the morning, and breakfast is at night.

REASON:
1) I want to wake up to a steak. Who doesn't want a steak for dinner? Maybe a little mashed potato and gravy on the side, and a nice cup of rice. ooooh baby

2) Cereal tastes better at night. It was like 11:30, and I was dead hungry. I tasted cocoa puffs and, dear lord, they are very chocolately. No wonder that bird is nuts.

I only have two reasons, because those two reasons will win you whatever you want. Like a chocolate pie.

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