So you want to be korean eh?

I'm sorry, but if you can't meet these requirements, then I'm afraid you cannot become one.

You don't know the requirements? They're in page 5 of your Human Handbook. Here's an excerpt.
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The Korean Requisites
If one is to define him/herself as Korean, then one must be readily able to identify to these terms:
A. Must own popular Korean product: "Chocopie"
Chocopies are the symbol of Koreanhood, as it defines the true nature of the Korean. Delicious all the way.

2. The guardians/parents of the said Korean must mispronounce the following words:
A.Three
B. Syringe
C. Hello
D. Thank
E. (possibly) Earth

If both these requirements are met, then one is indeed legally identified as Korean.
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