Recess: School's Out

Note to self: watch that movie again.

So woot, school out for forever until fall. So I guess it's time for a SEMESTER REVIEW

Dear future sophomores, if youre awesome like me, you'll want to have my schedule. HERE WE GO

1st period : Coach Guscette
Unfortunately, he retires this year, so you're out of luck. BUT IF YOU DID HAVE THE UNLUCKINESS TO HAVE HIM, you'd experience 2 laps EVERY DAMN DAY, even in the freakin rain. At least the unit papers are easy, which is the equivalent to a test. Also, he has a special stretch that he does while the kids run...if I could, I would show you...but I cant.

2nd period : Mrs. Gallup
You know, at first, I thought she was actually cool. I did all my work, you're typical A student. But near the end of the year, she started being a hoemo. Like straight up ignored me and wanted to destroy every little kid's dream of getting an A. Her finals are stupid hard and don't even relate to the teaching material. Kill her while you get the chance. No, just kidding.

3rd period : Mrs. Lee
Perhaps the greatest teacher ever. She's awesome and let's you do w/e, and never gets mad. She hated me, but it's ok, she didn't care what I did. Just listen in class and she'll show you shortcuts that would have made Algebra II very easier.

4th period : Lunch
At Jimmy's, there's an old white lady and an old mexican lady. The mexican is a BIG JERK, so avoid her always. THe white lady always calls you "honey" or "sweetie" so she makes lunch that much better. eeeh

5th period : Sr. Vazquez
He's hip, he's Mexican, and he likes to wear custom addidas. Chances are you'll never be as cool as him. But he enjoys the effort you make, and thus, he will like you and give you mucho brownie points. Comprende cabron? No me digas!

6th period : Ms. Papas/Ms. Lange
I hate them both with a passion, because they always ask these stupid question that want you to "think". For example, what caused WWII? You could say the invasion of Poland, but noooo, Ms. Lamers always want reason, appeals to emotion, and rape. wait wat

7th period : Mr. Hannigan
YOU MUST GET THE SMART CLASS
YOU MUST GET THE SMART CLASS
YOU MUST GET THE SMART CLASS
YOU MUST GET THE SMART CLASS
YOU MUST GET THE SMART CLASS
YOU MUST GET THE SMART CLASS
I swear if you don't get into the well-behaved class, Mr Hannigan hates you instantly. I had the luck of getting into the BAD class, thus he hated us all. It's hard to get lower than a C in his class, but it's hard to get an A. So it's w.e.

So there you go, Super Smash Sophomores (lol)
wake me up when september ends, eh Pacha?