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I KINDA HAD LIEK A FAW CUPS OF SODA AT TEXAS ROADHOUES AND NOW I CANT RILLY SEM 2 KEP MAH 3Y3S CLOSED!!!11! WTF LOL ANYWAYS I W3NT 2 T3XAS ROADHOUES ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO WIT MOM 2 GIRLS 2GIRLS MOM AND MYSELF!11!!! LOL ONA THNG I GET TIK3D OF BY SI WHEN PEOPLA ORD3R SOMETHNG THEN DONT 2UCH IT AT AL!!1!!! OMG WTF DA 2 GIRLS DID SORTA TAHT!1111 OMG LOL DIDNT 2UCH TEH DELICIOS STEMAD RIEC AND/OR TEH SALADS!!!1!!1!! WTF ALSO I GET PR3TY AMBARASED WHEN PEOPLA (SUCH AS AND MAH MOM[HIDAN ALUSION THER3]) GRAB LIEK 12 2-GO BOXES AND BGIN STUFNG FOD IN THEM!!!111111 WTF WE 2K LIEK THRE 2-GO BOXAS!!!!1!1!! WTF LOL W3 MAED QUIET TEH SC3NE!1111 OMG LOL ANYWAYS IMM BAK HOME NOW AND STIL CANT SLEP
I!!1!1!!! WTF PLAN ON BUYNG MAH OWN GUITAR SON.AND!!!!1!11111!!!!!11!11 OMG WTF LOL MAYB AN AL3CTRIC GUITAR FOR DUMEIS BOK!1111!1 LOL CANT GO WRONG WIT THOSA!11!11! WTF

If that's a bit hard to read, original post below.
I kinda had like a few cups of soda at Texas Roadhouse and now I can't really seem to keep my eyes closed. Anyways, I went to Texas Roadhouse about 30 minutes ago with mom, 2 girls, 2girl's mom, and myself. One thing I get ticked off by is when people order something, then don't touch it at all. The 2 girls did sorta that. Didn't touch the delicious steamed rice and/or the salads. Also, I get pretty embarrassed when people (such as and my mom[hidden allusion there]) grab like 12 to-go boxes and begin stuffing food in them. We took like three to-go boxes. We made quite the scene. Anyways, I'm back home now, and still can't sleep.

I plan on buying my own guitar soon...and maybe an Electric Guitar for Dummies book. Can't go wrong with those.

Quick One

My grandma has one friend, the grandma that is the mother of the lady who works at the Korean Market. We'll call her KGrandma.

They've known each other for God knows how long, they are your typical best friends. When they did, they would go to the senior center in Oakland together for fun. Once KGrandma stopped going, my grandma stopped going.

KGrandma once said that if my grandma dies, she will die one month later.

Why one month later?

She says she needs to tidy up her belongings, and take care of the garden my grandma takes care of. She doesn't want to live by herself.

I don't want to grow up.

I could go about naming reasons why I hate school ... but instead

I will tell you SOME things I hate about school.

What I really hate are the icebreakers, I want to meet new people, I don't want to tell someone what my hobbies are, just teach me so I can get out of here.

LOUD people please SHUT UP. Today some faggutree named *** kept being the most annoying whoreface since Camp Rock. Teacher : So let's just think abou-
***: MR CAMPBELL SAYS MY NAME MEANS-
Teacher : *** SHUT UP
Sort of.

Maybe I just hate debaters. They always seem to exaggerate the topic and their speeches last for like over 9000 hours. Just give an answer and go.

The only class I probably like is Math. I know people and everyone just has fun WHILE learning.
You may think having fun may be the only thing you need, but there needs to be balance. Take this for example.
-----FLASHBACK-----
It's the last day of mission training in a center in L.A. or some crap like that. We have a ... church dance-off? Some white bois come out (2 v 2) and start going nuts. The fat guy bends over and the skinny dude rolls on his back. When he lands he's all like
____ ________
/ o \ / O \
\____/ \________/

____________
/ \
|____________ |

Yeah.

You know. AP Chemistry gave me a bad impression at first, but now it seems fun! And that's not sarcasm.

I can't wait to go back to church.

Act Finale

Enter : Mom, Nephew, Pastor. Mom brings mirror in request of the patient.

Mom : Oh my God. -Cries-

Dad : Go say something

Nephew : What am I supposed to say?

Dad : Just say you're here, she wanted to see you yesterday, Tell her to have a good sleep-Tear

Nephew : Aunt? I'm here. Sleep well

Patient : -Tears-

Mom : Look! Look! I brought the mirror. They even trimmed your eyebrows.

Doctor : We need to give her more medication.

Dad : Give us a moment please. Sister, do you want medication?

Patient : -Shakes Head-

Sister : ...She's crying. Don't cry, big sister is here.

Friend : Hey hey... remember me?

Patient : -Nod- -Drifts to sleep-

Sister : No no! Don't sleep yet, you're not ready to go.

Pastor : May I please pray for her?

-Prayer-

Grandma : I'm sorry for letting you become this.

Sister : This isn't your fault. It's no one's fault.

Dad : Hold on, she's trying to spell out something. -Holds out his hand-

-Patient traces out letters on hand-

Dad : I can't ... understand.

Sister : Again, try again.

-Patient traces out letters on hand-

Dad : Throat ... she wants her breathing tube removed from her throat.

Sister : You can't have it removed. You wont be able to breathe.

-Patient cries-

Sister : It's for the best. -Wipes tear- If the tube is gone, you are going to meet the Father. You don't want to meet Him yet right?

-Patient cries-

Doctor : I just want to tell you we support the Patient's decisions.

Dad : Then we'll make one right now. Sister, do you want to leave for heaven? Or keep living.

-Patient traces out : Live-

Doctor to Dad : You're only making her suffer.

Dad : We do what she wants.

Doctor : Fine. Do you want us to still give her antibiotics, vitamins? It would mean we would have to put another tube in her body.

Dad : No...no more. I think she just wants to be comfortable.

Doctor : Very well -Leaves-.

-1 Hour later-

Friend : I'm your friend right? Do you love me?

-Patient nods and cries and points to tube lodged in mouth-

Friend : Just wait. Everything ... will be alright.

Mom : Grandma, let's leave.

Grandma : I'm not leaving til I see God pick her up from her bed.

Sister : I don't want you to see her die.

Grandma : I gave birth to her, so I deserve to see my child go.

Sister : Don't worry... Big Sister will take care of her...

-All exit except Sister and Friend-

HOLY CRAP SCHOOL STARTS IN 4 DAYS TIME FOR THAT BLOG AGAIN....

REGRETS : Not finishing essays on the first day of summer
Not working out (or laughing out loud)
hmm
I guess sukker was okay. Not the greatest, but when have I ever had a great summer?

LOL MY ESSAYS STILL AREN'T DONE

LOL I GOT MY COWON

LOL LOL

OH BOYKINS

Just had the greatest all you can eat pork fest. It was the amazing. Now chuggin on some deliciously flavored sparkling water.

Here's a random ode to random

Now, this is a biography all about how
My life got rotated several times til being set down
And I would like to take a steak, medium rare
If you'd sit right in this chair
I'll tell you how I became a kid in a state called CA

In west uterus I was born and raised
On the umbilical cord was where I spent most of my days
Being fed from a tube out of my belly
All cramped up until I was ready
When a couple of docs
Who wanted some cash
Said to mah momma, c'mon dont be rash
I got out in one little push and my mom hey
She said 'Jamon, you're coming with us to a house in CA'

I cried and kicked her like a buffoon
But she retaliated and kicked my ass to the moon
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my bottle.
I took it and said, 'I got no rebuttal'.

First things first, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice and pissin it out.
Is this what the people of CA living like?
Yo momma, mah diaper is tight

But wait I hear they're pampers, all comfy and fit
Is this the type of diaper they make where i can take a shi-?
I don't think so
I'll see when my bladder is queer
I hope they're prepared for the poop of the year

Well, the whole place stunk when i dropped the crap
The man who was my dad busted his cap
I ain't trying to get flamed
But right when I poop, I get maimed
It just comes randomly, when it wanna

I cried for a parent and my momma came there
She ended up with a load of poop in her hair
If anything I can say this aint my day
But I thought 'Nah forget it, I'm just a kid in CA'

I pulled up my boxers at 7 or 8
And I yelled to the pampers 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at the toilet
I was finally there, hey
To settle my throne as the kid of CA

Copyright 2008 to Will Smith and me ahahahahhaa

How Should I Use These STAR Program Results?

in other news ...

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FOR PETER RABBITS SAKE, DONT CHEER THE INABILITIES...
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This was inspired by a Physical Edumacational day at CESAR CHAVEZ SUX SCHOOL.
There's this big dud in my class, he's a pretty nice guy who fits the "gentle giant" label. Anyways. Once when we were runnin the mile on the track, he's obviously in last (being the biggest in the class). I don't really care, he's just doing his own thing. Then Mr. Blandford, yes it's a freakin dude, is all like

"GEYS!!!! LOOK @ ******!!! HES IN LAST PLASE. LETS CHEER HIM AWN! CLAP NOW!!!"

So now the whole class is attention whored to ******, who clearly doesn't want to be a drag, finishes with a face as red as a blue cheese puff.

My point is

let us be who we are

we don't need YOUR PITY.
Leave the pittie to the cherrys
thank you
and good day

WHEN I GO OOO ALL THE LADIES GO AAAH

OOO

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OOO

WHEN I GO OOO ALL THE FELLA'S GO ARF ARF

OOO

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OOO

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Keep it sexy fella's

OOO

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OOO

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That's mah dawgs.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbxA8a_M_s

I feel lucky?

Lately it seems that everything I want is coming to me.
Like I got teh moneys and stuff
Being lazy is great

The only thing I can't seem to get is time. I got my ID card yestersay and I must say, I'm quite the asian. HAHAHDUBW*Fh(*QWEHf98wvndoinmsepothjy3904tg

But it makes me realize school is coming, and I haven't done my essays. It's fun to procrastinate (wow that word is old) but the results suck.

Let's play some starcraft.

Uh.. Should I be worried?

As some of you may know, I tutor kids in Summer Academy at church. I'm just a T.A. for the third graders, but I feel more like a teacher.

But that's not important.

One of the third graders... I think his name is Joshua or w/e, is acting VERY strange for a third grader.

Note : The teacher (Art Teacher) was out atm, so i was left in charge for like 10 minutes. It was very scarring

1. He holds his pencil in the middle with only the other half + the pencil tip showing. He turns to some dude named Jason and says "Haha, this is the size of your small penis"

LOL ???!?1/1/1/11111111/1//1/1/1/oneoneslashoneslashslash

2. He sticks his pencil up his nose and starts shaking his head. I ask " WTF are you doing?"
His answer? "Haha, this is my dick in my nose!!"

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!1111!!1111111111111!

3. Kinda weird, but the teacher is back by now. What kids do is that when they finish a page, they bring it to me to correct. I'm sitting in the corner of the room and Joshua comes up to me. As I correct his page, he starts leaning on me VERY heavily; I'm thinking : w/e he just wants to see his corrections. Then he starts to try and sit on my lap; I'm thinking : ....no. After he gets his book back, he starts correcting it. You'd think they'd go back to their seat, but not this guy. He puts his head on my shoulder and starts correcting. Naturally I REJECT him and tell him to go back.

I'm quite afraid!

HMmm CARSP?

When the hell did it turn August?
O NOES.
I still have to make my sparkno-i mean, read the Count of Monte Cristo and take EXTENSIVE notes and write essay...
then I have to read another ...
Hmm

===REQUESTINGED RANT===
Something about having long lost unco's and aunts over your house can be quite the show!
First off, you want to make the RIGHT impression. I for one, want to leave the thought on the person that goes like .. :

Hey dud, I can be cool when the time is right, but for now, gtfo so I can go enjoy this five dollar foot long. And no, I'm not giving you a piece... I dont care if this is your favorite kind of bread ... no get off me you asscake, oh, gonna grab now eh? Two can play this game ... what if I grab THIS... wallet... yeah, now you have a dilemma. Delicious sub? or valuable wallet? ... that's right... politely ask for it back, bwahahah you have no hope, no no, I'm going to talk in a annoying but friendly manner... gooood, the sandwich is down... good one, walk to my dad, thats right ... right into THE FIERY VOLCANO OF FIERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-NESS.

Basically you want to leave the impression that you accept them, but don't show ALL your traits just yet. Maybe when you get a leg bitten off by a wildebeast.

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What? Morgan Freeman in a car accident? Who will narrate the penguins now? WHY...

It is official
R.I.P
Zen MicroPhoto 8gig Silver/White.
You entertained me well.

It is decided, the D2 will be mine!


Getting paid this week ... better be 300$.
Tutoring kids is one thing, but making me go to the ExplOratorium? How dare thou. Do you know what happens when kids go to the explOratorium?! THIS HAPPENS

Fools, you've created another jabbawockey