Basically I'll be teaching two annoying girls the way of the American.
Background information on Hannah & Nina.
Every winter break, before middle school, I would go to Lake Tahoe or Reno. My mom's friend worked at an airline, and winter break was her week off. My mom invited her and her two daughters to tag along. Except...
They are douches.
I remember I had my gaem of Kirby, very kickass. I was like 97% done with the game? Only a few more secret levels to find. The second trip we go to Reno, naturally with those two girls. They ask me, in a very fobby accent, to have a try at Kirby, very kickass.
They play for like, 3 minutes, and give it back to me. But when I get it back...
All three save files....
are at....
0%.
ZERO PERCENT
Z3|20 |>3|2<3|\|7
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I was so angry. Kickass kirby was now...just kirby.
And now I am their teacher.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
WTF IS THE MEANING OF BULLSHEEETS?
So some dude in my grade was flaming me for not knowing what Bullshit meant. First, he would put BS in every sentence. Example Scenario
D- It's hard to feel joy when there is so many people BSing.
Me- BSing as in lying?
D-No! It means ... I can't really explain it.
Me- I'm pretty sure you mean lying.
D- NO OMG WTFBBQ YU DONTUNDERSTANDIHATEEXISTENCELULLLLLL
I forget it exactly cause it was on Friday, but he freaked out.
I've also noticed that one of us has been angry lately.
After slideshow of Chinese disasters
-I just remembered the scenario lol
The question was "Who do you think needs joy"
Me- The Chinese
D- Wow dude, that was...wow.
Me- Wut is so Wow?
D- Nothing man, that kind of BS..
Me- How is that BS?
D-Redundant explanation
Me- k.
back to the angry one
like...after the slideshow, LITTLE clapped. They realized their mistake and stopped.
But DishOne was like WTF R U PROBLEM THIS BE-ETH SERIOUS. DONT U UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUFFERING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Then DishOne commenced with a prayer : Dear God, forgive us for being IGNORANT, we sometimes dont realize blahblah.
IGNORANT?
Barely anyone clapped, and sometimes applause doesnt have to be linked to congratulations. SOMETIMES it can be ... SUPPORT?
We learned on Sunday 5 ways to be sorry
1. I am wrong r we ok?
2. I overreacted mi sorry
3. My pride was stopping me from apologizing.
4. I understand I'm wrong
5. Can we negotiate this?
Maybe that wasnt it, but somethin like that.
I'm thinkin much about number 2
D- It's hard to feel joy when there is so many people BSing.
Me- BSing as in lying?
D-No! It means ... I can't really explain it.
Me- I'm pretty sure you mean lying.
D- NO OMG WTFBBQ YU DONTUNDERSTANDIHATEEXISTENCELULLLLLL
I forget it exactly cause it was on Friday, but he freaked out.
I've also noticed that one of us has been angry lately.
After slideshow of Chinese disasters
-I just remembered the scenario lol
The question was "Who do you think needs joy"
Me- The Chinese
D- Wow dude, that was...wow.
Me- Wut is so Wow?
D- Nothing man, that kind of BS..
Me- How is that BS?
D-Redundant explanation
Me- k.
back to the angry one
like...after the slideshow, LITTLE clapped. They realized their mistake and stopped.
But DishOne was like WTF R U PROBLEM THIS BE-ETH SERIOUS. DONT U UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUFFERING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Then DishOne commenced with a prayer : Dear God, forgive us for being IGNORANT, we sometimes dont realize blahblah.
IGNORANT?
Barely anyone clapped, and sometimes applause doesnt have to be linked to congratulations. SOMETIMES it can be ... SUPPORT?
We learned on Sunday 5 ways to be sorry
1. I am wrong r we ok?
2. I overreacted mi sorry
3. My pride was stopping me from apologizing.
4. I understand I'm wrong
5. Can we negotiate this?
Maybe that wasnt it, but somethin like that.
I'm thinkin much about number 2
Thursday, May 22, 2008
YESTERDAY I WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY
AND WOULD HAVE POSTED AN ANGRY BLOG IN CAPITRUL LETTERS BUT
i'm not mad anymore
BUT IF I WAS MAD THIS POST WOULD BE LIEK...
==============================================================
WTF FREAKIN GIRLS AND THEIR GODDAMN SHOPPING
Today i went to New Park Mall. Normally I LOVE the mall, today was NOT THE COOL ONE.
First we go into Forever 21. (we as in me my mom and my sister)
WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AT FOREBER 21?
They have a guy's section but who the hell wears shirts whose collars reach down all the way to your stomach? Not me.
So I wait for like 54 minutes for them to come out. Mom said that she was gonna buy a scarf and come out. WHY DOES IT TAKE 54 MINUTES TO BUY A SCARF?
Then they walk into Victoria's Secret. Obviously, there is no Victor's Message in New Park, so I'm forced to wait outside. Realizing I could do better, I walk into anchor blue in which i met the worst cosplayers EVER.
1: Fat gurl wearing snow white outfit
2. Skinny dude dressed like Aladdin
3. There is no 3.
I walk out. So I'm waiting in front of Victoria's Secret, allowing time to pass. I pull out mah mp3 and wait. And wait. Then about 1 hour later the dynamic duo comes out with NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
1 hour and NO PROGRESS. By now I'm mega-frustrated. Our last stop was Bed bath and body works. wtf am i supposed to do there. I go into Target instead. In a fit of rage, I buy a 6 pack of pens. Then went home.
My new way of expressing anger without actually showing it : Buy pens.
===================================================================
Today is a good day!
Sister got her license!
I am playing Guitar Hero!
I am practicing Guitar!
Damn.
i'm not mad anymore
BUT IF I WAS MAD THIS POST WOULD BE LIEK...
==============================================================
WTF FREAKIN GIRLS AND THEIR GODDAMN SHOPPING
Today i went to New Park Mall. Normally I LOVE the mall, today was NOT THE COOL ONE.
First we go into Forever 21. (we as in me my mom and my sister)
WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AT FOREBER 21?
They have a guy's section but who the hell wears shirts whose collars reach down all the way to your stomach? Not me.
So I wait for like 54 minutes for them to come out. Mom said that she was gonna buy a scarf and come out. WHY DOES IT TAKE 54 MINUTES TO BUY A SCARF?
Then they walk into Victoria's Secret. Obviously, there is no Victor's Message in New Park, so I'm forced to wait outside. Realizing I could do better, I walk into anchor blue in which i met the worst cosplayers EVER.
1: Fat gurl wearing snow white outfit
2. Skinny dude dressed like Aladdin
3. There is no 3.
I walk out. So I'm waiting in front of Victoria's Secret, allowing time to pass. I pull out mah mp3 and wait. And wait. Then about 1 hour later the dynamic duo comes out with NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
1 hour and NO PROGRESS. By now I'm mega-frustrated. Our last stop was Bed bath and body works. wtf am i supposed to do there. I go into Target instead. In a fit of rage, I buy a 6 pack of pens. Then went home.
My new way of expressing anger without actually showing it : Buy pens.
===================================================================
Today is a good day!
Sister got her license!
I am playing Guitar Hero!
I am practicing Guitar!
Damn.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
For some reason, people look like frogs to me.
In my skillz class, there are two girls who just LOOOOVE ASIAN GUISE. Like, one of them's got asian guys on it. Individual pictures. Not only is it creepy, it's quite sad. Go out and fly a kite or something.
Lately it's been hot. Nah, it's good weather. But there are just some signs of someone is hot.
1. They have circles near armpit area lul
2. They sneeze sweat at you. lul
3. There is a puddle on your seat. lul
This I have all been a witness to. Not the cool one.
Its too hot to type.
Remember to Patent.
Knee-oderant.
LOLOLOLOLOL
In my skillz class, there are two girls who just LOOOOVE ASIAN GUISE. Like, one of them's got asian guys on it. Individual pictures. Not only is it creepy, it's quite sad. Go out and fly a kite or something.
Lately it's been hot. Nah, it's good weather. But there are just some signs of someone is hot.
1. They have circles near armpit area lul
2. They sneeze sweat at you. lul
3. There is a puddle on your seat. lul
This I have all been a witness to. Not the cool one.
Its too hot to type.
Remember to Patent.
Knee-oderant.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Thursday, May 8, 2008
NOOO CHARLIE WE HAVE TO GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
I've seen this video like
freakin 50 times already
it's so cracklike
i got the script
freakin 50 times already
it's so cracklike
i got the script
Blue: Heeey Charlie, hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Charlie : Ugh, oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking Important. So is the meadow on fire?
Blue: No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, we’re going Too Candy Mountain , come with us Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie, It’ll be an adventure; we’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain right, I’m just gonna, you know. Go back to sleep now.
Blue: Noooooo, Charlie , you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Pink: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain! It’s a land of sweets & joy, and joyness.
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Blue: Candy Mountain Charlie!!!!
Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright fine! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain.
Pink & Blue Unicorn: Lalalaalaaaalalalaa
Charlie: Ugh, enough with the singing already!
Blue: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh God what is that?
Blue: It’s a Leoplurodon Charlie!
Pink: A Magical Leoplurodon!!
Blue: Its going to guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright guys, you do know that there’s no actual Candy Mountain right?
Blue: Shun the Non-Believer
Pink: Shuuuuun!
Blue: Sssssshuuuuuunnnnn!
Charlie: Yeah.
Leoplurodon: Raaaaawr!
Blue: It has spoken!
Pink: He has told us the way!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!!!
Blue: It’s just over this bridge Charlie!
Pink: It’s a Magical Bridge of Hope & Wonder!
Charlie: Is anyone else like getting, covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Blue: Charlieee, Chaaaarlieeee, Chaaaarliee, Char…
Charlie: I’m Right Here! What Do You Want!
Blue: We’re on a bridge Charlieeee!
Pink: We’re here!!
Charlie: Well what’ do ya know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Blue: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain ! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave! Magical wonders are too behold when you enter!
Charlie: Yeah, uhh, thanks but no thanks. I’m gonna stay out here.
Pink: But you have too enter The Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlieeee!
Y: ♫ Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land,
such a happy and joyful and perky merry land.
They’ve got lollypops and gummy drop and happy things,
oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town;
it’s the Mecca of love the candy cave.
They’ve got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy wraps, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it’s the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
so now Charlie please will you go into the cave. ♫♫♫
Charlie : Alright Fine! Ill Go Into The Freaking Candy Cave! This’d Better Be Good.
Blue & Pink Unicorn: Yeeeeahhhh!
Blue: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink: Yeah, goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye? What? Hey! What’s going on here!? Hello? Who is that?
Charlie: Oh God. What happened? …Ohhhhh they took my freaking kidney!
HAHAHAHAHA IM SO STUFID.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0SsyyusCHAWLIE BIT MAH FINGERR
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
if you're feeling emo, we don't need to know. If you want to be a douche, tell another douche.
How to Douchify your life
1. When talking to others:
a) If not talking, sigh every 2.7 seconds
b) If not talking, stare across the person's LEFT shoulder
c) If talking, change tone. Either go Tone up to down or vise versa. EX WellllLLLLLLLL.
w/e
If only if there were some comedy in posts, no drama. drama is not cool unless its awesome gossip.
Remember, gossip is not bad if you know how to use
Good: Conversation Starter / C-C-C-COMBO CONTINUATION
Bad: Being a douche
What am I? Your teacher?
How to Be Post-Funny
1. EMERGENCY WORDS
a) lol ur mum
b) wanna count shoulders? ->intended response - dude thats hella gay
c) penus intended response - > LOL????????????!!!!!11?!
News Flash
I got a haircut
So cold todai.
BTW I need to vent this out
Girl - MADTV Guy - Stooge
So in my class, there's a guy named Stooge. He's pretty cool, kinda chill, but grills are attracted to him. Now, there's this one grill, named MADTV. She's basically asking to be raepd, but indirectly. All the hair stroking, hugging, the chair sharing, yeah. But that doesnt bother me, WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS CALLING HIS NAME. There would be a funny joke, the whole class laughs. But MADTV would be like " LOL LOOK AT STOOGE LAUGHING". ..........................................
Another one would be where Stooge would be sleepin. And MADTV would be
OMG GUISE, LOOK AT STOOGE SLEEPIN.
WE KNOW LUL.
Theres MADTV2 and MADTV3. But, theyre just as annoying. Penus.
That just makes this a comedy.
;)
How to Douchify your life
1. When talking to others:
a) If not talking, sigh every 2.7 seconds
b) If not talking, stare across the person's LEFT shoulder
c) If talking, change tone. Either go Tone up to down or vise versa. EX WellllLLLLLLLL.
w/e
If only if there were some comedy in posts, no drama. drama is not cool unless its awesome gossip.
Remember, gossip is not bad if you know how to use
Good: Conversation Starter / C-C-C-COMBO CONTINUATION
Bad: Being a douche
What am I? Your teacher?
How to Be Post-Funny
1. EMERGENCY WORDS
a) lol ur mum
b) wanna count shoulders? ->intended response - dude thats hella gay
c) penus intended response - > LOL????????????!!!!!11?!
News Flash
I got a haircut
So cold todai.
BTW I need to vent this out
Girl - MADTV Guy - Stooge
So in my class, there's a guy named Stooge. He's pretty cool, kinda chill, but grills are attracted to him. Now, there's this one grill, named MADTV. She's basically asking to be raepd, but indirectly. All the hair stroking, hugging, the chair sharing, yeah. But that doesnt bother me, WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS CALLING HIS NAME. There would be a funny joke, the whole class laughs. But MADTV would be like " LOL LOOK AT STOOGE LAUGHING". ..........................................
Another one would be where Stooge would be sleepin. And MADTV would be
OMG GUISE, LOOK AT STOOGE SLEEPIN.
WE KNOW LUL.
Theres MADTV2 and MADTV3. But, theyre just as annoying. Penus.
That just makes this a comedy.
;)
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Still in that Stage
Of needing money.
I really ( or think I really) need a job? Nah, just money. Maybe if I could use this GOOGLE ADSENSE and get some cents, I could live off that. But i'm not 18, or older.
Speaking of 18 and older, how old do you have to be to survive a trampoline room?
Plans are to go to http://www.jumpskyhigh.com/
Now, it's not like I hate trampolines, but really. 9 dollars? NO WAY.
Plus the food, in which I will engulf myself, will be an extra 300 dollars. Maybe. Probably. Not likely.
Hard to believe that weekends end eggstremely fast. It's not worth it.
About that dream:
So basically I hate my American Life and wanted to go to korea. Lul I know. So I like, grab a Jansport backpack and just run to the airport. And magically the dream shifts so I'm in the airport. Cept this is not just any airport. ITS A DEPARTMENT STORE!!!! So I steal 500$ from my mom before I had left, and I spent it all on Slim Jims. Then I get on the plane and then I'm in Korea instantly. Then magically, I'm being driven around by my mom and some girl that I forget. Then we try to find a good hotel for me to stay in, and when I do, I go to sleep. While i sleep, Snack (my dog) comes off the bed. Then the bed flies out the window. Then I wake up.
Wadafak LOL
I really ( or think I really) need a job? Nah, just money. Maybe if I could use this GOOGLE ADSENSE and get some cents, I could live off that. But i'm not 18, or older.
Speaking of 18 and older, how old do you have to be to survive a trampoline room?
Plans are to go to http://www.jumpskyhigh.com/
Now, it's not like I hate trampolines, but really. 9 dollars? NO WAY.
Plus the food, in which I will engulf myself, will be an extra 300 dollars. Maybe. Probably. Not likely.
Hard to believe that weekends end eggstremely fast. It's not worth it.
About that dream:
So basically I hate my American Life and wanted to go to korea. Lul I know. So I like, grab a Jansport backpack and just run to the airport. And magically the dream shifts so I'm in the airport. Cept this is not just any airport. ITS A DEPARTMENT STORE!!!! So I steal 500$ from my mom before I had left, and I spent it all on Slim Jims. Then I get on the plane and then I'm in Korea instantly. Then magically, I'm being driven around by my mom and some girl that I forget. Then we try to find a good hotel for me to stay in, and when I do, I go to sleep. While i sleep, Snack (my dog) comes off the bed. Then the bed flies out the window. Then I wake up.
Wadafak LOL
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