Sunday, July 12, 2009

its better outdoors

cause you know, you got the muthaeffin mosquitos, the disgusting portapotties, and shameful wildlife that could kill you.

no matter, im going church camping as a activity group leader (dammit) and will be MIA for many years. If I die, remember there's a TIEM CAPSULE in my backyard so you can go dig it up to see the wondrous memories of Bronas.

question is, do I need to bring the slingshot? I don't want to get in trouble, but I also dont want to get murdered by a man, mauled by a bear, or speared by a pig. Or even worse...an encounter with MANBEARPIG?

WHERE'S AL GORE?


IM SUPER CEREAL GUYS!!!!!!

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