Monday, February 9, 2009

The Process of Falling Asleep In Class

45 Minute class.

1-10 minutes : you feel fine, that delicious bowl of cinnamon toast crunch is mashing together with your bile.

10-15 minutes : your eyelids start to get a little heavy, a yawn here and there

15-20 minutes : you stretch your arms very violently, hoping you will stay awake

20-25 minutes : your eyelids start to droop, your head bobs. once your head shrivels to your neck, you jerk up, only to fall again

25 - 30 minutes : you say to yourself "only 1 minute, then ill get up again.." and fall asleep. Many positions include propping your head with your arm, facing away from the teacher, and hiding behind that tall guy who sits in front of you.

35-40 minutes : the best nap in your life.

40-45 minutes : you suddenly feel like you are in danger. you bolt upright, hoping nobody saw you, and you try and play it off, like shaking your leg, clearing your throat, humming, reaching into backpack, etc.

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I saw that cat again, i shouldve saved it, then ask the owner for money, but i didnt :(

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