So all throughout today my head was hurting mucho. I felt like going home early but decided not to.
ANYWAYS
During math class, and some others, i started getting stuff that i like to call "HOT FLASHES". I'd be trying to sleep and my body just starts getting hella hot and i start to perspire. Then my sweat soaks into my clothes and it feels dumb. Enough of that though. One thing I can't stand is when the area under your knees get sweaty. When it does, your pants dont cover it cause it's hovering over the area like it gawt AIDS. So when I grow up, my invention will be called:
KNEEODORANT.
Yep, a handy bar deodorant for your KNEEPITS. HOW USEFUL IS THAT? ANTIPERSPIRANT FO YO KNEES.
Then when I got home,i barfed.
the end.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
being sick really does suck
whoever got me sick will get p00nd. i will find you!
anyways. i just started playing cod4 ON-RINE, and im not gonna lie, i sux. but, i realized everyone gotta start somewhere, so I declare, i start at -100. :)
(That means my deaths are 100 more than my kills)
...
:(
anyways. i just started playing cod4 ON-RINE, and im not gonna lie, i sux. but, i realized everyone gotta start somewhere, so I declare, i start at -100. :)
(That means my deaths are 100 more than my kills)
...
:(
Thursday, February 19, 2009
remember when
it was cool to tAlK aNd TyPe LiEk DiSs?
o yes. i remember
I also remember when I had tadpoles i caught from a stream but then my indian neighbors killed them by poking them. what jerks
I also remember I had 6 fish, one of them was a cannibal and ate another. bye bye fish.
I also remember when I had 2 turtles. One died and the other ran away. and im not joking
I also remember when I had 2 birds. My dad keeps telling me I shot it with a BB gun but i swear i did no such thing.
I also remember when I had a bunny. But then it broke into my moms garden and ate wet lettuce. Apparently thats poison. it died
I also remember I had a dog named Coco. It grew too big and we had to give it away ;(. There's a pic of me with a RingPop (remember those?) and coco pulling my pants down. what a freakin jerk. no wonder we gave it away.
I also remember I had hermit crabs. They fought each other and died. together.
All in all, my pets die. THere is no sugar coating.
o yes. i remember
I also remember when I had tadpoles i caught from a stream but then my indian neighbors killed them by poking them. what jerks
I also remember I had 6 fish, one of them was a cannibal and ate another. bye bye fish.
I also remember when I had 2 turtles. One died and the other ran away. and im not joking
I also remember when I had 2 birds. My dad keeps telling me I shot it with a BB gun but i swear i did no such thing.
I also remember when I had a bunny. But then it broke into my moms garden and ate wet lettuce. Apparently thats poison. it died
I also remember I had a dog named Coco. It grew too big and we had to give it away ;(. There's a pic of me with a RingPop (remember those?) and coco pulling my pants down. what a freakin jerk. no wonder we gave it away.
I also remember I had hermit crabs. They fought each other and died. together.
All in all, my pets die. THere is no sugar coating.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
135
only us nerds would get it.
looks like imma have to get busy if i want to do what i need to do. e.g. get a permit
or maybe i dont have to, just wait til im 18, like sister (megalol)
I dont have to go behind the wheel training, no indian guy. (fremontlol)
43/80 on math test? not so sweet to eat
retake tomorrow.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Win A Prize!
Guess my address and be a winner! Yes, that is a koi pond in the corner in the yard! Yes, that is a basketball hoop in the middle! No, you cannot see me in that picture!
HOW TO PLAY
1) Look at map
2) Find location
3) Go to location
4) Ring the doorbell
5) Receive Prize!
Monday, February 16, 2009
WELL THAT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED.
I BOUGHT A 360, BUT I NEED TO SPEND LIKE 1000000 MORE DOLLARS FOR ME TO ACTUALLY PLAY WITH PEOPLE.
IM BROKE FORREAL NOW!
I BOUGHT A 360, BUT I NEED TO SPEND LIKE 1000000 MORE DOLLARS FOR ME TO ACTUALLY PLAY WITH PEOPLE.
IM BROKE FORREAL NOW!
Friday, February 13, 2009
BEST SLEEP EVER
I MUST SAY CATCHING UP ON YOUR SLEEP IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FEELINGS EVER
Also, I had a very crazy dream.
I was INVISIBLE, and I had ASTRAL-PROJECTION (WALK THROUGH STUFF)
Now, the concept can be taken very badly, but in my case, i was being chased down by like the freakin ghostbusters. pretty crazy.
Also, my dream was I was riding my bike backwards, and didn't realize it til i was speeding down the slope near the freeway overpass...the one on decoto. AFter i fell off my bike, i got back on and saw a friend from school on a tandem bike. <-(probably influenced by family guy, when brian was going to go on a tandem bike with his gf) After catching up to them, I saw that it was not my friend, but some gangsters. I speed off onto a slope and fly high until arriving to the old church. I forget which friend I had with me, but there was 1 friend and it was almost nighttime. For some reasons, in my dreams, when there's night, there's gonna be freakin zombies. And guess what, there were zombies. I defeat them and rejoice.
I noticed that you don't THINK during your dream. But today, I had the chance to think during it.
I do believe the blankets were over me, cause it was getting hard to breathe in my dream. So I started THINKing to myself "the blanket is over my mouth mang". its not much, but it's still amazing.
i lav vacations
Also, I had a very crazy dream.
I was INVISIBLE, and I had ASTRAL-PROJECTION (WALK THROUGH STUFF)
Now, the concept can be taken very badly, but in my case, i was being chased down by like the freakin ghostbusters. pretty crazy.
Also, my dream was I was riding my bike backwards, and didn't realize it til i was speeding down the slope near the freeway overpass...the one on decoto. AFter i fell off my bike, i got back on and saw a friend from school on a tandem bike. <-(probably influenced by family guy, when brian was going to go on a tandem bike with his gf) After catching up to them, I saw that it was not my friend, but some gangsters. I speed off onto a slope and fly high until arriving to the old church. I forget which friend I had with me, but there was 1 friend and it was almost nighttime. For some reasons, in my dreams, when there's night, there's gonna be freakin zombies. And guess what, there were zombies. I defeat them and rejoice.
I noticed that you don't THINK during your dream. But today, I had the chance to think during it.
I do believe the blankets were over me, cause it was getting hard to breathe in my dream. So I started THINKing to myself "the blanket is over my mouth mang". its not much, but it's still amazing.
i lav vacations
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
WHENDYOUBECOMEAROBOCOP?
I do believe today was a good day in my standards.
Let me tell you of my homieG, the ice cream man.
This dude, I do believe he's Russian, is dah man.
Everyday
After scooo
Do you know what we do?
We go to that ice cream man, and we buy his warez. But this guy, is very cool. He often gives us the hook-up, often slashing prices by a enormous 25cents! And whenever I go buy his iced creams, (Sundae Crunch Chocolate, mmm) he goes "Ok thank you, boss". GG
Just the other day, I was chillin with mah azn niggas and stayed after school longer than usual. This dude is still there, keeping the indian competition from selling their warez. He's giving us the look, and we're all like
^ ~
O o
___
THen he gave us FREE ICE CMREAM> !!J@938rnawf9
Sure it was the nasty stuff that he had to throw out cause his ice cream-mobile's freezer needed space, but hey, it's free.
And I'm azn
I luv mahself teh free stuff.
And it's a whole lot better than...
...
I think he's a pedophile
Let me tell you of my homieG, the ice cream man.
This dude, I do believe he's Russian, is dah man.
Everyday
After scooo
Do you know what we do?
We go to that ice cream man, and we buy his warez. But this guy, is very cool. He often gives us the hook-up, often slashing prices by a enormous 25cents! And whenever I go buy his iced creams, (Sundae Crunch Chocolate, mmm) he goes "Ok thank you, boss". GG
Just the other day, I was chillin with mah azn niggas and stayed after school longer than usual. This dude is still there, keeping the indian competition from selling their warez. He's giving us the look, and we're all like
^ ~
O o
___
THen he gave us FREE ICE CMREAM> !!J@938rnawf9
Sure it was the nasty stuff that he had to throw out cause his ice cream-mobile's freezer needed space, but hey, it's free.
And I'm azn
I luv mahself teh free stuff.
And it's a whole lot better than...
...
I think he's a pedophile
Monday, February 9, 2009
The Process of Falling Asleep In Class
45 Minute class.
1-10 minutes : you feel fine, that delicious bowl of cinnamon toast crunch is mashing together with your bile.
10-15 minutes : your eyelids start to get a little heavy, a yawn here and there
15-20 minutes : you stretch your arms very violently, hoping you will stay awake
20-25 minutes : your eyelids start to droop, your head bobs. once your head shrivels to your neck, you jerk up, only to fall again
25 - 30 minutes : you say to yourself "only 1 minute, then ill get up again.." and fall asleep. Many positions include propping your head with your arm, facing away from the teacher, and hiding behind that tall guy who sits in front of you.
35-40 minutes : the best nap in your life.
40-45 minutes : you suddenly feel like you are in danger. you bolt upright, hoping nobody saw you, and you try and play it off, like shaking your leg, clearing your throat, humming, reaching into backpack, etc.
____________________________________________________________________
IN OTHER NEWS_______________________________________________________
I saw that cat again, i shouldve saved it, then ask the owner for money, but i didnt :(
1-10 minutes : you feel fine, that delicious bowl of cinnamon toast crunch is mashing together with your bile.
10-15 minutes : your eyelids start to get a little heavy, a yawn here and there
15-20 minutes : you stretch your arms very violently, hoping you will stay awake
20-25 minutes : your eyelids start to droop, your head bobs. once your head shrivels to your neck, you jerk up, only to fall again
25 - 30 minutes : you say to yourself "only 1 minute, then ill get up again.." and fall asleep. Many positions include propping your head with your arm, facing away from the teacher, and hiding behind that tall guy who sits in front of you.
35-40 minutes : the best nap in your life.
40-45 minutes : you suddenly feel like you are in danger. you bolt upright, hoping nobody saw you, and you try and play it off, like shaking your leg, clearing your throat, humming, reaching into backpack, etc.
____________________________________________________________________
IN OTHER NEWS_______________________________________________________
I saw that cat again, i shouldve saved it, then ask the owner for money, but i didnt :(
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
As promised : PRESENTATION OF ART PART ONE
BTW THESE WERE CREATED LONG AGO, IN A LAND FAR AWAY, SO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS NOT ACCEPTED, AND WILL NOT BE ACKNOWLEDGE, OR TASTED.
FEEL FREE TO TURN UP YOUR JAMZ, SO THE EXPERIENCE WILL BE AMAZING. ALSO, 3D GLASSES AMPLIFY THE ART(just kidding)
ART ONE: A VOLCANO
Hawhaw, fantastic isn't it? You're typical day with your friend, coconut, palm tree, yellow sand, and fiery fireballs of magma. OOPS SORRY ITS CALLED LAVA WHEN IT REACHES THE SURFACE.
ART TWO: RIPPY PAPER STUFF (MOSAIC?)
Apparently, this is about a scene during fall... and from the look of that tree...it's an orange tree. Hence the orange trunk. Cause you know, oranges grow on orange trees. Yeeah. And I'm pretty sure that's the ocean, the pacific probably, cause pacific > atlantic, arctic, indian, and the yellow sea.
ART THREE: HEAVEN, HELL, OR MIDDLE EARTH
Some background information: this hangs right above the toilet in my bathroom. So everytime I take a piss, I am reminded that hell exists, so does heaven, and earth. Or so I believe.
ART FOUR: BLUE BUILDING
As you can see, this building is blue. Not blue as in the building is sad, but blue as in the color scheme is blue. Nevertheless, this building is blue. And splotches of black. Mmmm
ART FIVE: MORE RIPPED PAPER
Ahahahaha good stuff man. Theres a river on the right, a brown boulder on the left. And a cactus. Don't forget that beasty Bear Grylls eating an orange fish. Possible from the orange tree shown in art two.
ART SIX: ???
Man you know what, I can't draw.
BONUS ART !!!
This is a mudkip. Probably better than everything else, since I used compoter for it
hawhaw
BTW IF YOU WANNA BUY IT, ALL ART IS 100$ PER COLOR.
FEEL FREE TO TURN UP YOUR JAMZ, SO THE EXPERIENCE WILL BE AMAZING. ALSO, 3D GLASSES AMPLIFY THE ART(just kidding)
ART ONE: A VOLCANO
Hawhaw, fantastic isn't it? You're typical day with your friend, coconut, palm tree, yellow sand, and fiery fireballs of magma. OOPS SORRY ITS CALLED LAVA WHEN IT REACHES THE SURFACE.
ART TWO: RIPPY PAPER STUFF (MOSAIC?)
Apparently, this is about a scene during fall... and from the look of that tree...it's an orange tree. Hence the orange trunk. Cause you know, oranges grow on orange trees. Yeeah. And I'm pretty sure that's the ocean, the pacific probably, cause pacific > atlantic, arctic, indian, and the yellow sea.
ART THREE: HEAVEN, HELL, OR MIDDLE EARTH
Some background information: this hangs right above the toilet in my bathroom. So everytime I take a piss, I am reminded that hell exists, so does heaven, and earth. Or so I believe.
ART FOUR: BLUE BUILDING
As you can see, this building is blue. Not blue as in the building is sad, but blue as in the color scheme is blue. Nevertheless, this building is blue. And splotches of black. Mmmm
ART FIVE: MORE RIPPED PAPER
Ahahahaha good stuff man. Theres a river on the right, a brown boulder on the left. And a cactus. Don't forget that beasty Bear Grylls eating an orange fish. Possible from the orange tree shown in art two.
ART SIX: ???
Man you know what, I can't draw.
BONUS ART !!!
This is a mudkip. Probably better than everything else, since I used compoter for it
hawhaw
BTW IF YOU WANNA BUY IT, ALL ART IS 100$ PER COLOR.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
UHHU?
That would be my face if I was worried about school.
But I'm not!
It's smooth sailing from here hawhaw, indeed.
That is...
until I hit an iceberg.
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