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WHY DO AZNS WANT THEIR KIDS TO BE DOCTORS?


CAUSE OF THIS CRAZY HOE.

THIS MAN WILL SOLVE ANYTHING
JUST TODAY I WAS WATCHING HOUSE AND CRAZY HAPPENS.
SOME LADY COLLAPSES AND START WIGGIN OUT NEXT TO HOUSE
WHAT DOES HOUSE DO?

COOLGUY JUST STANDS THERE, LOOKIN TUFF

BADASS DOESNT EVEN NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HIS HEALTH; HE TAKES DRUGS ON THE JOB. HE CALLS UP A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING IN HIS OFFICE AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

SKIPS IT AND TAKES SOME LSD

BADASS.

AND NAW MAN, YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH THAT G HOUSE.
SOME BLACK DUDE GOES UP TO HOUSE AND IS LIKE "GO GET THE MEDICAL RECORDS"
AND HOUSE IS LIKE GLARING INTO THAT BLACK DUDE'S SOUL AND IS LIKE

"DO I GOTTA SLAP A HOE?"

DAMN NO ONE GONNA THAT DOC WHAT TO DO

AND THAT GUYS A FREAKIN REBEL. HE DO WHAT HE WANNA DO, REGARDLESS OF WHAT HES TOLD

BURN VICTIM IS ABOUT TO GET PWND, AND HIS PARENTS ARE LIKE
"DONT TOUCH MAH SON, CRAZYASS HOUSE!"

BUT HOUSE IS ALL LIKE
"STFU AND LET ME DO MY JOB"
AND SOLVES THE MYSTERY

SO COOL MAN.

AND THIS MAN, HOUSE, SPEAKS HIS MIND.
SOME PROFESSOR IS GIVIN A LECTURE, WITH HOUSE IN THE AUDIENCE, AND HOUSE GOES UP TO THAT DUDE AND IS LIKE
"MAN YOU DUNNO WHACHU TALKIN BOUT"
AND STARTS BEASTIN HIM WITH WORDS

THIS GUY SO CHILL MAN, AFTER HE BEASTS THAT GUY WITH WORDS, HE GOES AND MAKES A BOOTY CALL TO A HOOKER.

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? HOUSE DOES

THIS GUY SO CRAZY, MAN, HE GOES THROUGH A PATIENTS PAIN, JUST CAUSE HE CAN.

HE GIVES THE PATIENT 50ML OF BURNINHURTINIXIN, HOUSE GOES AHEAD AND DRINKS THE VIAL.

WHATTAHELL?

NOW IMMA BE A DOCTOR