SCARED FOR LIFE....

This morning was pretty bad.

I woke up at around 4:30, cause I had to use the bathroom.
I was dazed and not fully awake yet, so I stumbled into the upstairs bathroom.
When I opened the door, I was welcomed by a FOUL STENCH.
This made me wake up.
It was a smell between like ... sour milk and silkworms.
My first impression was : wow Lucy or Snack ( my dogs ) mustve pooped something terrible in here.
It wasnt until I opened the toilet seat ...
I almost passed out.
In the toilet was a congestion of epic proportions.
It was clogged.
It was full of toilet paper.
But this wasn't poop.
This was.
Blood.
In the toilet seat.
Which could only point to the one reason : female functions.
I almost passed out.
I almost threw up.
It was a mixture of pink and light red.
Blood stains all over the sides of the bowl.
My goodness. It's ALL BAD.

My face was all like ...


Of course i ran out.
And went to sleep, scarred for life.

This is a true story.