Tuesday, September 29, 2009

oh man

never realized how my life was empty without a computer. so boring. but now, all is well, for I have a new hard drive. Unfortunately, all my pictures, music, and other valuable megabytes are gone forever. unless i scavenge the internets for what is MINE.

you can also replace computer with JESUS!

NO LIFE BUT NEW LIFE

Monday, September 21, 2009

manfred

i got another D in calculus. so hard, but i'm not leaving til she kicks me out, ya digg

Friday, September 18, 2009

one more thing

one of the most awkwardest days ever

yesterday, daniel simz and i went to tap. or i went to tap and daniel simz had to come. anyways, i ordered the usual caramel snow bubble when i see a group of logan teachers come in. weird, but it gets worse. i see my TA for calculus AB in the group, Mr. Azn, in a beater. Very weird, but it gets weirder. He goes up to me and asks

Hey are you Nelson Kajiwara?

what the hell dat one? First of all, NOLAN Kajiwara sits next to me. Nelson, really?

"uh no, it's Nolan Kajiwara" i tell the buff Mr Azn.

Oh yeah? That's your name?

"no, my name is Kevin"

Oh yeah? Kevin Kajiwara?

This dude. "no, Kevin Lee"

Oh i see.

Its already bad, but it gets WORSE

So, kevin, what did you get on your quiz?

"eh, i did pretty bad"

oh dont worry, the first one is always rough.

THEN THIS NIGGA LEANS IN TOWARDS ME AND SMILES

better study harder next time!

and i was like " OKIE DAT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Thursday, September 17, 2009

just gotta say

my sister is trippin like she be flippin burgers at mcdonalds ya digg?

my dad was trying to make me eat his "organic" lettuce and I was like "but how will I build up my immune system.

my sister, being all trippy and all, instantly jumps to the chance to abate me. (ty Ms. Forrest)

she uses her expert UCSB dinosaur knowledge to develop a hypothesis which would consequently render my reasoning invalid.

in basic terms she sed
NIGA WUT R U TOKNG ABOUT????? DO U 3VEN KNOW WUT ORGANIC MAANS?!?!!? OMG WTF IT MAANS TAHT IT DOASNT UES ANY CHAMICALS!!1!1!!11 LOL HOW CAN UR BODY DAV3LOP ANTIBODEIS AGANEST CHAMICALS??!??!!?? OMG U IDIOT!!1111 WTF

-brought to you by the AOL translator

at this moment, i would have smashed her face with the nearby bowl of rice but then i said to myself

what would jesus do?

so i told her

NIGA CHIL OUT!11!!1 LOL WEL AL FLOAT ON ONE DAY

-brought to you by the AOL translator

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

havent been this excited since i met heavenG

Ah yes. Today during school I was anxious as hell to receive the greatness. Honestly, probably the slowest day ever. I was trippin out if someone would go to my porch and jack my packages. I was so trippin, that I went on my phone's internet browser to check the tracking of it. Yes, I was very anxious.

But alas. My packages. THey were safe.

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY
FIRST PACKAGE.
A very small cube it was. I was quite pleased to see my repaired D2 chillin in some bubble wrap.


bueno

Then came a strange CD shaped box. I had no idea what it held until i opened it.
And who would have known...


A CD!

Last but not least...in a yellow envelope, hailing from La Puente, CA. The moment I was waiting for.

No need for words. Just stand in awe.





Monday, September 14, 2009

TOMORROW IS COMING

IM SO EXCITED

ALSO

I GOT A BOOK CALLED

BASS FOR DUMMIES

TUESDAY, IM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Monday, September 7, 2009

Attention!

http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/2pms_jaebeom_calls_it_quits/

JAEBUM CALLS IT QUITS.

I dont have a clue who j-bum or 2PMS is. I can only assume theyre korea's NSYNC.

BUT DEM NIGAS BE TRIPPIN HELLA BAD

25. gogoNi-ji desu
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WHAAAAAAATTTTT!!??? BULL theres no way! some one hacked it right?? how can that stupid effing comment end him in 2PM!? i didnt wanna go there, BUT KOREA IS GAY!!! I SAID IT! if jae is seriously leaving, the population of korea that did this and didnt forgive him is GAY! n noy in the homosexual way, cuz i have nothing against them. in the offensive way… theyr GHEY!!

WE'RE GAY? NO. YOU'RE GAY. AND IM USING THE OFFENSIVE WAY ALSO. geez, look at that avatar.

28. Nikore | website
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noooo i’m gonna cry now ):


HAWHAW! CRY LOSER HAW HAW! US KOREANS HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER YOU! HAW HAW!

49. sensitivityx
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:[ this is too sad.. i feel like crying T_T damn anti’s i hope they’re happy for breaking tons of hearts.


HEY! SENIOR SENSITIVITY! HOW BOUT BECOME LESS EMOTIONAL SO YOU WONT HAVE TO CRY DUE TO YOUR SENSITIVITINESSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

202. Tremmy-chii~

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WHAT?! JAEBEOM IS QUITTING 2PM?! O.O THAT IS SO UNFAIR! D:<>


NO YOU KNOW WHATS UNFAIR? HOW I MYSELF A KOREAN HAVE TO DEAL WITH OTHER ASIANS TRYING TO SPEAK KOREAN TO ME JUST BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO YOUR KPAAAAWWWWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
SO YOURE STUPID

208. bigbangandaal
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I FUCKIN SWEAR IF THIS IS TRUE
DAMN IT…2PM ISNT 2PM ANYMORE
I WILL NOT STEP INTO KPOP WORLD AGAIN
I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
PLS GIMME AN ANTI RIGHT NOW
THE ANTI IS SO FUCKING DEAD
ANTIS, HAPPY NOW?
I WILL HAUNT U GUYS AT NITE


HAUNT ME EVERYDAY - WEEZER. YOU CANT COPY IT BIG BANGLADESH. AND THANK YOU FOR LEAVING THE K-WORLD. YOU SMELLED ANYWAYS


210. kpopcrazinessgal

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I am a korean my self
but i do not think this way
he deserves a second chance
and jaebom is a fantastic leader
well if its for the best
i think he should leave
start anew
and not under those judgmental antis
for all you know may be he could be bigger than now ^^
well always praying for him

PRAYING FOR HIM? WTF. THERE ARE STARVING KIDS OUT THERE AND UNEDUCATED PEOPLE AND HOMELESS AND HANDICAPPED...STOP WASTING GODS TIME FOR THIS RICH KOREAN BASTARD

250. nikeg.

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wow korea never fails to amaze me. jaebum should start an asian american underground group based on break dancing and music. fuck korean netizens.

CAUSE YOU KNOW, UNDERGROUND AND BREAKDANCING HAVE NEVER TOUCHED THE STATES. AND YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMAZE ME, NIKE GANGSTER

323. Tiffasaurus-x
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Are you serious?
I’m fucking crying my eyes out.
2PM will NOT be the same without Jaebeom.
Even though it sounds silly, I wont continue to support 2PM without Jaebeom.
He’s to amazing of a leader.

I really hope this is un-official, because if it’s not,
Those Netizens better watch the FUCK out, because I’m pissed.

OH SNAP. EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT. THE TIFFASAURAS IS MADDDDDDDDDD. SHE GO DUH CRAZEEEE




311. BoAAAAAHHH
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Guys let me tell you one thing first of all I M KOREAN. Korea is made of nationalism and nationalism makes korean proud because korea used to be attacked by Chinese, Japanese and all other countries around. If nationalism didnt cheer koreans up there would be no korea at all. There are only one ethnic race in korea which is Korean and their bloodship is the first priority to be Korean. Jay Park touched the most dangerous censor of an Atomic bomb which is denying KOREA even thought he is Korean (physically). Korean people never forgive such Korean who never has the patriocy and respect of their own country. people felt betrayed because Jay Park used to be funny and interesting person on TV.
Jay Park’s behavior might be understandable in U.S (i doubt) but in Korea never. you can find similar example with Steve Yoo (Yoo Seung Joon).
before bashing Korea, please know that it is Korea that Jay Park was working on and Korea has their own culture and history. Personally I really feel sorry about him

I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU, SNAKE-FIEND.

IM NOT AN ANTI-W/E THEY'RE CONDEMNING. I DONT KNOW MY KPOP, BUT MAN, THEM FANS ARE ALL SHEEEEEPS

Saturday, September 5, 2009

remember when i said i was excited for school?

i lie. school is actually quite boaring. perhaps if i had a non-forensic infested APUSH class and 4th lunch with everyone, it would be better. but its not. so its just a bit butter.

I HAD A DREAM
where i got kidnapped the dude who bought my guitar amp. crazy stuff man. we drove, and he was gay, and tried to touch me lololol. but i slapped him and then we went to a walmart, where he would buy a mcflurry. but before we went in, i started yelling for the cops, and then the cops rushed in a beat the crap out of him. i joined in for a while, then ran back to the car and started driving home. i was standing up while driving, which is weird, but it was quite fun. I JUST started driving until my dad woke me up like a jerk. i hope to dream more driving dreams. those are always great

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

summer has come and past

stupid green day is never a blast

indeed! school starts tomorrow and im not excited

who am i kidding, i lie. i am a bit excited, cause now i dont have any reason to say "MAN IM SO DAMN BORED" cause when theres school, theres always something you have to do.

hures an equation to get school started
I am done with summer work, but summer is over, so there's only work left.
EQUATION

Summer Work - Summer = Work >/= school

so in the end

its just school