Monday, March 9, 2009

WITNESS



WITNESS THE GREATEST BURGER OF ALL HISTORY

WITNESS THE TWO SLICES OF BREAD, PROFESSIONALLY BAKED FROM A STONE FURNACE SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND

WITNESS THE TWO CHARBROILED PATTIES, EXPERTLY COOKED TO PERFECTION WITH SCRUMPTIOUS PEPPER

WITNESS THE ALL AMERICAN CHEESE MELTED OVER THE PATTY SO YOU GET A GOOEY BURST OF VITAMIN D WITH EVERY BITE

WITNESS THE SLICES OF BACON PRECISELY LOCATED NEATLY UNDER THE BUN

WITNESS THE FOUR SQUIRTS OF KETCHUP AND 3 SQUIRTS OF MUSTARD AND 6 DROPS OF A1 STEAK SAUCE UNDER THE BUN

WITNESS THE GRILLED ONION THAT PROVIDES A KICK TO THE TONGUE

WITNESS THE LIES I'VE JUST TOLD YOU.

it's just toasted bread with cheese and microwaved patty. and i ran out of a1 sauce.

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