How far technology has come!

But before you read my review, i suggest watching the video on the website.
https://www.buytouchnbrush.com/Default.aspx

Introducing, a pinnacle of human innovation, the TOUCH N (FREAKIN) BRUSH.

HI KEVY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS NEW REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT.

AREN'T YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO STRUGGLE FOR THAT LAST DROP OF TOOTHPASTE IN WHICH YOU DESPERATELY DESIRE?

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR NEW TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE SQUIRTS EVERYWHERE WHEN GIVING IT TOO MUCH OF A SQUEEZE?

WELL ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED WITH THE TOUCH N BRUSH.

Really now? An automated toothpaste dispenser? Is that the best we americans could come with? Did the world run out of ideas?

A TOOTHPASTE DISPENSER?

Advertisement shows a person squeezing the bottle so hard the paste comes out like a stream. Who the hell does that? A baby, that's who. But the baby would have to be able to unscrew the cap, which they are incapable of. That toothpaste wielding man needs to go practice his toothpaste tube squeezing techniques.

DID YOU KNOW THE TOUCH N BRUSH HAS A VACUUM SYSTEM THAT USES EVERY LAST DROP? Yes, because having a mini-vacuum to squeeze out TOOTHPASTE is worth the 20$ (+S&H). No one cares.

Then it shows two girls sucking eggs at squeezing the tube. Parents, please do your duty of a guardian and teach them. It's for the best. Studies show that kids who learn to squeeze toothpaste at an early age end up going to college. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?

Then there's that scene where the woman is trying to get that last drop of toothpaste and throws it in frustration when she phails. THIS IS NOT A-1 STEAK SAUCE. THE LAST DROP IS NOT IMPORTANT. DON'T FORGET IT, TOUCH N BRUSH.

That one line kills me
"Cause now it's easy and cool, to brush before school!"
Yes, forget how you look, smell, or taste, cause if you use the Touch n Brush, you're instantly cool.

CALL NOW.