Im too cool now

I'm helping BD with his homework on the phone. But I'm not using hands. And I'm not using a bluetooth either. Then waddahell am I using?


obaby. thats an xbox headset. and it works with my phone.

Wacha know bout me?

boom boom

HAHA I KNEW THIS PICTURE WOULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY

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not too shabby for a couple of koreans with a cellphone camera

The Curious Case of the Missing Items in the Lunch-time

Ah, mysteries ensue.

12:03- I go to the lunch line and wait.

12:15- I proceed to buy myself a nice bag of Baked Hot Cheetos and a bagel with cream cheese. Crowd has dispersed except for BD, Ronnie, Daniel, and Spencer.

12:16- I chat for a while, then I hear giggles(no homo).

12:17- Us five share my bagel. I save a bit of the cream cheese to eat with my Hot Cheetos. (You should try it sometime, it's quite amazing. Like stars doing interpretive dance on your tongue)

12:18- I reach for my backpack's side pocket where I put my hot cheetos in, but to my surprise, they are gone.

WHAT HAPPEN?

ALSO MY G2 PEN IS GONE.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AWKWARD?

I'm gonna start doing that awkward (animal) stuff. Seems like a cool thing to do.

HOW TO CORRECTLY DO AWKWARD (ANIMAL)

Step 1. This is a turtle.


Step 2. This is an awkward turtle.


Step 3. This is a VERY awkward turtle.



there you go

Looks like Korea lost

Poopie. At least we beat South America. Suck it!

It's probably because I have no hair now. For once I cannot see my bangs, for now I do not have any.

I don't have a widow's peak anymore, for I realize I'm not a wife who lost a husband; and im not a black spider.

Haha feels funny.

But my cabeza is cold.

How far technology has come!

But before you read my review, i suggest watching the video on the website.
https://www.buytouchnbrush.com/Default.aspx

Introducing, a pinnacle of human innovation, the TOUCH N (FREAKIN) BRUSH.

HI KEVY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS NEW REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT.

AREN'T YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO STRUGGLE FOR THAT LAST DROP OF TOOTHPASTE IN WHICH YOU DESPERATELY DESIRE?

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR NEW TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE SQUIRTS EVERYWHERE WHEN GIVING IT TOO MUCH OF A SQUEEZE?

WELL ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED WITH THE TOUCH N BRUSH.

Really now? An automated toothpaste dispenser? Is that the best we americans could come with? Did the world run out of ideas?

A TOOTHPASTE DISPENSER?

Advertisement shows a person squeezing the bottle so hard the paste comes out like a stream. Who the hell does that? A baby, that's who. But the baby would have to be able to unscrew the cap, which they are incapable of. That toothpaste wielding man needs to go practice his toothpaste tube squeezing techniques.

DID YOU KNOW THE TOUCH N BRUSH HAS A VACUUM SYSTEM THAT USES EVERY LAST DROP? Yes, because having a mini-vacuum to squeeze out TOOTHPASTE is worth the 20$ (+S&H). No one cares.

Then it shows two girls sucking eggs at squeezing the tube. Parents, please do your duty of a guardian and teach them. It's for the best. Studies show that kids who learn to squeeze toothpaste at an early age end up going to college. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?

Then there's that scene where the woman is trying to get that last drop of toothpaste and throws it in frustration when she phails. THIS IS NOT A-1 STEAK SAUCE. THE LAST DROP IS NOT IMPORTANT. DON'T FORGET IT, TOUCH N BRUSH.

That one line kills me
"Cause now it's easy and cool, to brush before school!"
Yes, forget how you look, smell, or taste, cause if you use the Touch n Brush, you're instantly cool.

CALL NOW.

haha bye japan

for tonight' i sleep a happy boy.

Madea went to jail

Hallelujer! Praise the Lordt.

This is a REVIEW, thus, your opinion does NOT matter to me.

It was a good movie; said it straight. Some people don't like it, but that doesn't matter, cause I liked it.

Being my first Madea movie, I didn't know what to expect. I was sort of looking forward to a trash humor movie like Zoolander or something, and I got that. BUT MOAR.

There's a deep plot to the movie, and Madea is more like a side-plot. A uh, comedic break. It gets interesting for the storyline that doesn't necessarily involve Madea, but when Madea gets back, laughter ensues. MMHMM

The following picture will be for EYES only. If it is mentioned to me, I WILL IGNORE IT. BUT IT'S HILARIOUS.

DISCLAIMER: MY EYES ARE NOT THAT BIG, IT'S COLIN'S GLASSES; THEY'RE FREAKIN MAGNIFYING GLASSES. AND I'M LEANING FORWARD, SO I'M NOT SOME GIRAFFE-NECKED LAMER



actually, imma shrink it. so you don't get any NASTY ideas.

AND JUST LIKE THAT

COMES A BLAST FROM THE PAST.

Back in my day, there was no other superhero except Buzz Lightyear. Don't mess with that foo, dude got hops. He has that laser that he can whip out at any second and BLIND you. BLIND YOU MAN. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THOSE WINGS. Those plastic beasts will rip your head off, like a bowl of Reese's Puff Cereal.

Watch your back

Poothetic

It's one thing to continually repeat the lame chinese liquor store owner with a listhp, but to do it bad? That's just bad.

There's some girl in some class, and she just loves that accent. Too bad she sounds nothing like an asian person; she's only a PACIFIC ISLANDER. Every single day she goes YOU DUH SO DUH BAD DUH ASIAN DUH. IF YOU'RE GONNA GO INSULTING CHINESE PEOPLE, DO IT RIGHT. LIKE HOW KOREA BEAT THEM 14-0. HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's also extremely sad when an indian guy can't do his indian accent right! I swear James does his Indian accent flawlessly, while this guy sounds like a dead fish.

wait wat?

WITNESS

WITNESS THE GREATEST BURGER OF ALL HISTORY

WITNESS THE TWO SLICES OF BREAD, PROFESSIONALLY BAKED FROM A STONE FURNACE SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND

WITNESS THE TWO CHARBROILED PATTIES, EXPERTLY COOKED TO PERFECTION WITH SCRUMPTIOUS PEPPER

WITNESS THE ALL AMERICAN CHEESE MELTED OVER THE PATTY SO YOU GET A GOOEY BURST OF VITAMIN D WITH EVERY BITE

WITNESS THE SLICES OF BACON PRECISELY LOCATED NEATLY UNDER THE BUN

WITNESS THE FOUR SQUIRTS OF KETCHUP AND 3 SQUIRTS OF MUSTARD AND 6 DROPS OF A1 STEAK SAUCE UNDER THE BUN

WITNESS THE GRILLED ONION THAT PROVIDES A KICK TO THE TONGUE

WITNESS THE LIES I'VE JUST TOLD YOU.

it's just toasted bread with cheese and microwaved patty. and i ran out of a1 sauce.

...

:(

Freakin daylight savings

Forgot it was daylight savings. So i slept at 2:00 rather than 1:00. BOO

Those farmers and their noob sunlight. it should be since i'm not a farmer, the law of daylight savings shall not apply to me. plus im too cool. aww yeah.

ARGH

FREAKIN FRAPPACHINO WONT LET ME SLEEP. GAAAAAAAHHHH

DEWEY NO!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

oh noes.

Today I passed teh drivers ed of win. then bd and vi came over and we rocked rockband, but ultimately failing. then we biked in the rain. but i cyboarded (two wheels ftw). ultimately got ownd by rain.

ultimately, im quite busy. AFK

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?

so just today my dad spoke korean to me and naturally' i didnt understand. apparently that brings DISHONOR to us all and i received a good lesson. then i counterattacked with some nice vocab of my own such as "innocuous"' "pompous"' and lets not forget "platitudious" (thanks spongebob). bewildered my dad said " are you rebelling against me?" and i was all like aww yeaaaahhhhhhh. in other news. in a round of who wants to be a millionaire' one of the questions said:what does LOL stand for? what was one of the answers? Lets Order Linguini. wait wat?

Birthday Bash

lets not be rash.
everything goes better when there's no plan. We had plans to go to Union Landing for dinner, but it didn't work out due to muchos gentes. So we ordered delicious pizza instead along with delicious breadsticks for a delicious price of too much.
Without planning to, the Bronas Brothers were formed, and are taking the world by storm. On vocals we have Geoff Bronas, devilishly buff but a bit on the short side. On drums we have Sly Bronas, undoubtedly the powerhouse and is neither buff nor tall. And lastly, on guitar, we have Soe Lin Bronas, the slim and trim brother. All these bandmembers have wild curls, blue eyes, and a baby face. Remember us, comrades, for we will rock out!
THAT CAKE WAS DELICIOUS ALSO