ohey!

I traded my wii. finally. but not for teh cash moneys. for a .. snowboard? OH ABSOLUTELY.
Also, my computer busted out on me. But never fear, for money is here. Sike, i has none. but i do has cheezeburfgers, and parents.
Things are looking up. Let's stay positive.

Back

Even though I was constipated several occasions
Even though I lost my camera to an Eagle
Even though I have not slept on a mattress for the last week
Even though someone threw away my contacts
Even though my chin and only my chin is sunburned
Even though I got frustrated because there were so many wrong turns
Even though I am sleep deprived
Even though I am sore all over
Even though these tangerines are not so sweet to eat
Even though 1/4 of my vacation is over
Even though my stomach is fat
Even though I can't diffuse a bomb in trauma center
Even though my snow jacket stinks like death
Even though I have a terrible cough
Even though Snack pooped next to me and ate a wheel of cheese
Even though tomorrow might not be a good day

I can still say
Hallelujah.

reasons why you cant enjoy Planet Earth with females

1. repetition of words that were JUST SAID
ex.
"These are the himalayas"
Female: HOEMYGAWD DID U KNOW THOSE ARE THE HIMALAYAS!

2. questioning of something that was just said several times.
"These are the himalayas"
Female: ARE THOSE THE HIMALAYAS?

3. calling everything cute
ex
"The snow leopard, rarely seen by humans..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
"The elephant, with a trunk that can reach to over..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
"The hunting dogs ravenously devour the meat, staining their faces with blood and..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE

4. after viewing death of animal/feast of animal, female usually give gasp or omomomoomomomomom (translated to omgomgomgomgomgomgomg in korean)
"The hunting dogs ravenously devour the meat, staining their faces with blood and..."
Female: HOEMYGAWD THAT'S CUTE
5 seconds later
Female: omomomomomoomomomomomomomomoomomo

5. calling everything ye-poh (pretty). and i mean everything
Female: HOEMYGAWD those stars are so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that tumbleweed is so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that boulder is so YE-POH
Female: HOEMYGAWD that molecule of hydrogen and oxygen is so YE-POH

THIS WEEK

IS SUCKS. Why must it get hard right when vacation comes? As I said before, at least it will make the break that much sweeter. Retreat, BombermanDS, and ... voice diary with my tape recorder. Very sweet.

I think i failed my retake. Hopefully it's higher than a 60.

YARR

You may be wondering why I'm holding this cat with dashingly good looks.
I shall tell why.

So today I walked out to teh pool, as usual, to meet up with some azn niggas. One of my azn niggas had a cat in his hand. Naturally I wtfed. Turns out it was a lost cat with a collar so mah azn nigga decided to hold on to it for its owner. But he had to go home so somehow, i ended up holding it. I used to a 3-4lbs dog, so this fat cat was quite an experience. It tried to run away, but I subdued it with my infamous lockhold. It tried to maul BD, but BD was too BD for it. Some white lady finally comes and takes the cat.
White Lady: That's my cat. Thanks. Bye.

That's a quote. What a freakin hoe. I think her cat tore a hole in my chaqueta.

Who knew being an entreprenuer was so hard?!

I can't seem to sell things. I'm not a very good salesperson.
Volleyball sucks, let's get on to street hockey.
Dreams are starting to frighten me, note to self, stop eating oreos before bed.
Ran out of cheese today...couldn't make a grilled cheese.
Cut myself cause of a stupid can.
Found my white Gumy's, sound is excellent.
Jesus wants to buy a Wii!

I heard laughing for one minute prolongs your life for 5 minutes...so...

I have decided to type haha's for 1 minute.

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Wait what?

Yes, it was a movie. But that's not what I'm smellin. I'm talking about when you do/don't do something and the effects of it. Or i think so. Don't correct me if i'm wrong.

You sometimes wonder what would happen if you hadn't done that one thing in your life that you regret. You wonder if you did the right choice, and if it had made the future more ideal to you. That only happens sometimes. I often wonder if a simple decision you make, such as stepping off the curb five seconds later to avoid a collision with a monster truck. Wait what?

Nvm. Cloning a person would be hella weird too. Life would be hella weird. Say you had yo dead momma cloned. YOu would wake up a day after the funeral, and to your surprise, you see the clone making breakfast. You know it's a clone, and everything is the same, but it's a clone. A knockoff. It does not fill the void.

Wait what?