im sorry blogger

but i've left your broke life for your richer, younger sister.

kbeanlee.tumblr.com

sorry.

my friend is a squirrel.

so my friend is a squirrel. he enjoys climbing trees and on the occasion smoking them ( tsk tsk ) but I'm on it like smoky the bear.

often has two palms on his face, because he's always disappointed in my emo friend.

but we look so dang the same

my friend is fat.

his name is specner lam and he is da big one tdoay.

so today we went to sportscenter to release the laziness.

spencer did the travel and almost got into a fight.

i was ownin him in 1 on 1 and almost got into a fight.

then we went to KFC and got the hookups.

and gained all our fat back.

nah sayin?

my friend is emo.

__________ is available 3:35 pm
I will never regret anything. 41m ago Comment
idonteateels 3:36 pm
(3:36:02 PM): ok im home
(3:36:04 PM): whatdyou want
__________ 3:38 pm
(3:38:44 PM): i regret everything
(3:38:48 PM): that could've been me
(3:38:50 PM): freaking with her
(3:38:52 PM): but nooo
(3:38:57 PM): i was a big PUSSY
(3:39:00 PM): AND I DIDNT ASK HER SOON
(3:39:03 PM): I AM A FUCKING BITCH
(3:39:11 PM): I FUCKING HATE WHAT I DIDNT DO

IDK

IMPORTATNT ISCDOVERY!

So ive had bad allergies for a berry long time and it sux

today the clouds pissed rain

and i had no allergies

RAIN > POLLEN

NO POLLEN = NO ALLERIGIES

I <3 RAIN

RAWR

WHEN I LISTEN TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE I GET ANGRY
HAHAHAH GRRRRRRRR

I WANT TO GO PROTEST SOMETHING

RAWR

and just like that

im goneee

Certified Document

I, Kevin Bean Lee, will fasho no longer cuss. Within school, without school; no curse word shall ever leave my lips.

By failure to keep this promise, I will be hit by various people, in accordance to the Kentvin Law (a curse word = a hit to the arm).

I certify this document and legit and true.

KEVIN BEAN LEE.

I need to watch my mouth!

or else my words might come back and trip me to the floor. then they would slam me to the wall and kick me in the face. they would then systematically take turns punching various parts of my body. i would then cry and cower away, while they kick me repeatedly.

BAD BUSINESS BRO.

gotta go gotta go gotta go

do things i wanna do!

like
skateboard ( :( )
finish my insurance program ( :( )
sleep ( :( )

and other things too

:(

3 on 3 bball

we got killed. like raped in the butthole then wrists slit

BUT

i made so many threes that the janitor had a hard time cleaning up after everyone's jizzing.

okieeeeeeeeeeeee

OMGOMGOGMOG

ZUNE UPDATE 4.5!!

im a total fanboy hawhaw

ive noticed

i havent been listening to hillsong lately. maybe thats the reason for my gloominess :(

time to start again!

damn

i sure love steak

You know what grinds my gears today?

so check it

i was doing my homework when i get abit hunger. so i go downstairs to make mehself a sandwich. i was expecting to be engulfed in the glorious sensation of peanut butter and jelly when, suddenly, things took a turn for the worse.

i look in the cupboard and found a new case of peanut butter. By now, im very ecstatic about my future sandwich. I rip off the top and what happens?

oil spurts out everywhere

So naturally I wtf and look inside the jar. It's more watery...like a peanut soup. it was not tasty.

So naturally I tell meh mom " PEANUT BUTTER NOT WORK " and shes like oh yeah sometimes companies put oil in to preserve the flavor.

what retardiot thought of that?

now my hands are all oily, the peanut butter tastes like crap, and i still have homework.

i have never experience this sort of rage.

i hate you peanut butter

oh shoot

things are starting to look bad D:

I nid help plsz

Sadness

Yes, i know. It is hard to grasp the idea that I can also be sad.

But let me tell you a true sadness.

one that consumes the heart mind and soul

one that eats away the light of day and surrounds you with dark

a sadness that cannot be comforted, that can never be soothed

______________________________________________________________________________________

Today, i went to ride my bike, because i missed going outside.

I went into my garage to greet the bike i had neglected for so long

but when i found it

it had two busted inner tubes.

so sad

today.

Very Productive

organized my music library. i am quite content!

LEGO!

all i ever needed

EH

STILL WAITING FOR THAT PACKAGE

;-;

DUDE

I JUST MADE THE GREATEST FINANCIAL DECISION OF MY LIFE

I CANT WAIT!

One of the mysteries of the world

possibly, the universe.

what is this question??

So..soap is made of oil yes? And oil is bad for your skin i suppose? But they tell me to wash my face with soap no?

EHUH?

In other news, i got my teenSMART program to get a cheaper car insurance. 6 CDs and one DVD...im supposed to complete all of them. They were made in that the 1980s or somethin like that cause the people in it dress so gnarly. The video demonstrations were probably taken by a cell phone camera, which was the same size as the car back then i suppose.

ruh roh!

its bad business i tell ya! BAD BUSINESS.

what a crazy week

from all of this weeks shenanigans, i have one lesson learned.

NEVER LEAVE YOUR DEFENSES OPEN WHEN SITTING DOWN IN FRONT OF A CAKE.

NEVER.

Good stuff bro!

I got my license! Today was amazingly funny. I hope aaren enjoyed that 15minutes of torture. Got stuff to do. Gotta organize. in meh zone

for future reference

i am a goofy skateboarder, but a regular snowboarder

weird?

probably

until now

i havent really cared about getting a license. but now that now is here, i do care

a lot

pls God let me get my license!

I am

at peace.

NO JESSICA EAD FROM HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY I DONT WANT TO GO YOUR COLLEGE

YOU TOO, PETER FARRELL FROM FORDHAM UNIVERSITY

DONT ACT ALL INNOCENT, DAVID J BURKE OF AZUSCA PACIFIC UNIVERSITY, YOU A HOE TOO

I DONT LIKE YOU GUYS

i must admit

it is nice to look back and remember!

too bad im a dumb boy dat one and can't remember

;-;

inspired

http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/532854.html

im going to do it

im going to do it

eh, put it on meh bucket list

Combination of superbowl and hitting my toe against the couch

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Ode To Dominos

So i recently found out that the Dominos RIGHT across the street closed down. There is honestly no speech to express my sorrow so i made a poem

Ode To Dominos

Alas! The days of you have ended
A satisfied stomach, to you, I depended
An unhealthy sandwich, but delicious, extended
My online order, now stay pended

I will never forgot of the oven baked sandwich
Beat subway 2:1, but im no snitch
But now, we lay your branch into the ditch
No longer I can listen to your sales pitch

Dominos Dominos Dominos lay down in your tomb
This bad economy contributed to your doom
No more pizza stench tainting the room
Instead, something else takes place:gloom

Fear not Dominos! We will find the way
For your pizzas to once again, find the light of day
Yes indeed! Your return shall not be of dismay
So hurry up and come back, okay?

no school today

and ive been given to opportunity to observe my dogs' life. and i must say, it is quite chillerific.

all they do is sleep, poop on the carpet, and go through the trash can. Once in a while, they go outside and bark at the birds.

I think i would like to be a dog for a while, and maybe get some stretchy pants, just for fun.

at the moment, they're fighting/wrestling/dogfighting and it looks fun.

and to think they do this everyday

OH NO

So up until this moment i was Justin Bieber free-lifer. Until one day, which is this day, which is today, which is dat one yesterday tomorrow, my friends made fun of him. Naturally i laugh along with my wtfman face. I go on youtube and see his one time video. i was like waw so meny views. so i watch it

LOL

First senorita justin playing xbox right, and apparently Ushers all like

YO B, FO SHIZZLE MEH NIZZLE?

And justin bieber in his white pubescent voice goes

WHAT? OKAY? THIS B YO BOY JUSTEEZY

Then he starts rapping. It's sort of like...a white chris brown but hes not black. ya digg?

I'm not saying you cant rap at a young age, but there's a certain criteria. FOR EXAMPLE

Lil Bow Wow. He's legit. He was on Static Shock. He rapped at a young age, but it was like, STREETZ rap. Nothing about bubblegumponyfairywonderland girl at a party. Now, hes a G.
LOOK AT HIM

First he was like:

now hes all like

Hes all liek : SUP MAM. HOLLA BACK BREH. MISTA J MISTA J. WHAT IT IS BRO? YA STRAIGHT?

mm yes.

But not mr beber. If the Naked Brothers Band taught me anything (which is nothing), is that white child music stars get not so tasty voices when they grow up.

so justin bieber better bet boys boldly bellow back breh

you know, the most amazing thing happened

so i was walking down the hall

sec

my dogs are eating trash

afk

lol you know

funny thing happened the other week.

i woke up in the morning to fry my usual egg, when suddenly something was not right.

i look down at the frying pan, and to my amazement, saw a double yolk.

If they were not harvested for their meaty goodness, they would have been twins, and could have performed in many movies as child stars.

they could be like, mary kate and ashley olson (no homo), except without all the hoe-ness and drugs and barfing.


or you know, it could just be chicken butt.

LOL

GET IT?

AHAHHAHAHA ROFL

I do love the Fridays

yes indeed. i love the fridays. i love the beginning middle and end of fridays.

to show my love for fridays, i did a lovely thing

we dont have any more dog food(i has two dogs), and they havent eaten all day i presumed

so, out of love for all things animal, i cooked them some eggs of the Lordt.

It was very satisfying.

then i ate the dogs.

lol just kidding

i made a funny

waaw

stupid school sucks so so stupid :( that was an alliteration. i think

:(

Quick Note

EBAY WILL BRING ME GR8 SUCCESS?!

I now realize

i have skated in a while. i should probably return to the chillness of cruising and the adrenaline when landing an ollie (since that's all i know)

watch me one day

ill be teh skateboard hero

not that you needed to know

but here we go

for the past few weeks i've been having digestive problems. my poopy dont do dah shoopy. after overanalyzing the situation, i've come to one conclusion

more cereal

i havent eaten cereal in awhile, and coincidentally i havent had a good poop in awhile.

so hure we go

frosted flakes are more than good, theyre grood