OH NO

So up until this moment i was Justin Bieber free-lifer. Until one day, which is this day, which is today, which is dat one yesterday tomorrow, my friends made fun of him. Naturally i laugh along with my wtfman face. I go on youtube and see his one time video. i was like waw so meny views. so i watch it

LOL

First senorita justin playing xbox right, and apparently Ushers all like

YO B, FO SHIZZLE MEH NIZZLE?

And justin bieber in his white pubescent voice goes

WHAT? OKAY? THIS B YO BOY JUSTEEZY

Then he starts rapping. It's sort of like...a white chris brown but hes not black. ya digg?

I'm not saying you cant rap at a young age, but there's a certain criteria. FOR EXAMPLE

Lil Bow Wow. He's legit. He was on Static Shock. He rapped at a young age, but it was like, STREETZ rap. Nothing about bubblegumponyfairywonderland girl at a party. Now, hes a G.
LOOK AT HIM

First he was like:

now hes all like

Hes all liek : SUP MAM. HOLLA BACK BREH. MISTA J MISTA J. WHAT IT IS BRO? YA STRAIGHT?

mm yes.

But not mr beber. If the Naked Brothers Band taught me anything (which is nothing), is that white child music stars get not so tasty voices when they grow up.

so justin bieber better bet boys boldly bellow back breh