Keep adding fuel to the flame and eventually ill punch you in the face

I mean... it'll burn you.

it was...

i had such a good day planned out. but no... god forbade me to carry it out. it just so happened that s/he wanted me to go somewhere where she shouldve gone by him/herself. that freakin idiot. it also happens to be that i can visit the place anytime i want to. but no... im forced to go with him/her. now my day is ruined, jackjohnson is calming me down...i hope.

I was stressed out of my brain

but somehow, with a stroke of lol, i made it through. Now I took matters into my own hands, and succeed. There is someone working, and I am reaping the benefits. There is something to be understood, but i suck too much to get it. Haha, im dumber. I LIKE BANANAS. MANGOES ARE SWEET. BUT THINGS I USED TO EAT, I DONT EAT NO MOAR?

Cant wait for tomorrow

obaby

My abs hurt. Cuase you know, theyre so smassive.

Making soap in chem, fun stuff.
Getting by this week with no effort, very sweet.
Ownin PE with mah volleyball skills, gnarly.
Got that Rant in my hands, coolio.
Thanksgiving is coming, nice nice.

That puppy is still up for grabs

If I asked everyone at school for one dollar...

I should end up with 4000$ by the end of school? Cool.

Gave that big boy one of the puppies for a freaking absurdly low price. I should slap the person who put a absurdly low price tag on that dog. Just kidding, Mom.

So Imma bout to craigslist the other one on craigslist for mucho dineros. En el efectivo. In teh cash moneys. hehaha

100th post EXTRAVENGAZA

really, there is nothing to say

Today I won 8 hershey kisses and 2 reese cups by playing RoShamBo. My chinese breh jonathan and I hustled all those little boys and girls for their chocolates. ahshasha

I had a dream that I was on a really icy mountain. There were ice steps that I had to climb down. I remember it was me, Peter Griffin (POSSIBLY), and some other dude. Some other dude threw something and tried to catch it, but plunged to his death along with his something. I was like WTF MAN, but Peter Griffin (POSSIBLY) told me not to go.

* If you ascend a mountain in your dreams, and the way is pleasant and verdant, you will rise swiftly to wealth and prominence. If the mountain is rugged, and you fail to reach the top, you may expect reverses in your life, and should strive to overcome all weakness in your nature. To awaken when you are at a dangerous point in ascending, denotes that you will find affairs taking a flattering turn when they appear gloomy.

RUH ROH!

Gawhooo

SELLING 2 MONTH OLD MALTESE. STARTING PRICE 1000$. NO IM NOT KIDDING. THERE IS ONLY ONE PUPPY LEFT FOR SAIL. HURRY NOW BEFORE IT IS SENT ON A BOAT TO MOSCOW.

I wrestled my dad for 20$. I beat him, but then he was like

Brb, Ill get the money in my room

30 minutes later i walk in his room; he's asleep. Cleverrr

I got in trouble in bible study because I was talking. Teacher said I was being disrespectful to the Team. Who's the team? Am I in a cult? Just trying to make it worthwhile :D

Freakin History sucks. I hate assignments when you have to think. More history, less inspection of one's identity pls.

I hate GTs!

And I'm SOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR disorientedszies.

NO UR OVERREACTING

Some asian today went up to her other azn friend and wuz liek...
(This portion brought to you by or aka the AOL translator)
-ahem-
DUDE LIEK WOW I JUST GOT A B+ ON MAH TAST!!!!! OMG IM SO FR3AKIN SCREWAD FOR DA YAAR!1!!1!!!1 I THINK IMA TAEK EXTRA CLAS3S!11!!1!1! LOL 2MOROW IMA ASK DA TAACHAR IF I CAN MAEK UP DA TEST OR DO SOM3 3XTRA CREDIT!1!11!1! MAN MAH LIEF SI SO 2UGH!11!1!!

lololol i love that.
but anyways, she's trippin. Im barely getting by with a C; i would do VERY MUCH ANYTHING to get a B+. In fact, B+ is my dream grade. B+ is such an awesome grade.


I wish. optimus prime can never get assassinated.
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There are just some days when I rage
Like how everyday when I'm behind a certain racial group (you can decide), they always got homies that are going to cut. I'm 3rd from the lunchlady and 10 seconds later I'm sixth. Yo, that really sux, yo.

I need a thousand dollars for no apparent reason. It's just satisfying to have it.
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I went to the Grood Mall today. I was waiting to meet up with teh cr3w at the Vans store when i decided to go to the bathroom. So there i was, doing mah thing, when some indian dude goes into the stall next to me. The first thing i hear is Oooh... like a satisfying groan. Then I hear an UGGGGHHHNNNNNN, then an enormous flatulence of gas. I was like Wtf, yo. I immediately left.
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I bought a shirt.