HOHOHO A WILY ONE

Today I had to walk home IN TEH RAIN.

3:53PM I leave campus and start walking home. It's very cloudy.
3:57PM I reach the end of the crosswalk. It's straight home now. It's sprinkling
4:00PM Torrential downpour. I'm halfway home. I get out my graphing notebook (cuz it sux) and cover my head.
4:03PM It stops raining. I put my soaked notebook back into my backpack. It's sprinkling.
4:04PM It pouring like crazy again. Helpless, I leave the notebook in my backpack and dash for home. 3/4ths of the way there.
4:10PM My house is on the other side. Still pouring. My pants smell like wet dog.
4:15PM I arrive home soaked. Life sux. I drink poison then die.

Just kidding
______________________________________________________________________________________
IN OTHER NEWS________________________________________________________________________

Sooo, I got the replacement phone to replace my phone. ...anyways. My mom upgraded her phone to the Rant. So in 30 days we are going to "flip flop", as the clerk said, and exchange phones. So the Rant is mine in 30 days! COUNTING!!
______________________________________________________________________________________
Halloween tomorrow. Why is church so twitchy of the name Halloween? I heard its (language) for Holy Evening...

NO!

I have a confession! I have a benign growth in my nostril! Mayday!
There seems to be a growth in my mouth too. Feels like a pimple, but INTERNAL. Also today I woke up with a sty, pretty annoying. I'm being invaded by bacteria.

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that cat...

I mean wat?

TEH PLAN

Currently I have about 400$ stuffed into a ceramic penguin i made in 7th grade. Nothing too big, but it sure ain't small. Eventually, this tutoring job is gonna make me rich, along with other loose bills i come along during this time. THEN I WILL BUY...

THAT STUPID NEW COMPUTER
THAT STUPUD NEW PHONE
THAT STUPID NEW GUITAR
THAT STUPID NEW SHIRT x10
THAT STUPID NEW PANT(S) x2
THAT STUPID NEW SPEAKERS
THAT STUPID NEW BB GUN
THAT... wow I think that's it.

Hmm... about ... 2500$ dollars :)
2500/400 =6.25% there to my goal.

Excites!

Well today I woke up at 8:20, just enough time to do NOTHING. School starts at 8:40, and I HAVE to leave the house at 8:30 to avoid being late. Miraculously, I wasn't late. In the locker room, I was like Lol god is save me. Then during indoor soccer, I got kicked in the face and bruises on my leg. But miraculously, we won our game. In Math, we got back our tests today. I got a 76. But miraculously, I now have a 74.5%. Which means: NOT A CINCH. And I feel a lot more energized since I slept an extra hour :)

I didn't do my QT today, but miraculously, today was arright.
God works in mysterious ways.

Some things you just don't care about!

Hitler was born with one testical
A kangaroo cannot jump without its tail on the ground
41% of women apply hand lotion three times a day on average
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start
The dot over the letter i is called a tittle
A duck's quack does not echo
Bats turn left when exiting a cave
2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers

Two blondes are laying in lawn chairs. One asks "What's further? The Moon or Florida?"
The other one replies "Well can you see Florida?"

Nothing exciting happens anymore.

IT AWAITS ME

ITS SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR
NOOOOO MIRAMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now awaiting noodles
AWesomes

READ THIS FIRST

Today I came home to find two people sleeping in the guest room. Wtf? I don't know who they are. 3 Hours later, they wake up and are like : HEEEEEEEEEY REMEMBER ME???? Then asked me questions newcomers usually ask. So I've taken the liberty to pre-answer all your questions!

OMG REMEMBER ME?
-Probaby not

WAW YOU'RE SO TALL
-Yep, that's what growing does.

WHAT GRADE U IN?
-10th grade

OMG HOW OLD
-15

WHERES UR MOM
-I dunno

WHERES UR DAD
-I dunno

ARE U HOME ALON
-Obviously

R U HUNGRY
-Nah

SHOULD I MAKE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
-I just said im not hungry

HEY WHAT YOU DOIN?
-Im TRYING to stop talking to YOU

Sometimes its bad to break the rules

Sometimes it seems like the best thing you can do. Unfortunately, we are taught to always obey the rules set by someone with greater power. Yet by this, there are mixed responses. You can either create a more perfect union or lead everyone into chaos.

It is to me that imaginary social classes are built by the elders of the world. We are taught to listen to every command that is mouthed off by a person with authority mysteriously given to them. Even if you may have the better perspective and idea, it seems to others as selfish ambitions. There is a flaw notched in here.

Then after the damage is done, you wonder what would happen if things went according to you. It would have probably have a better outcome, maybe it doesn't. You can do nothing but cope with it (this is starting to sound very familiar). Yet with the problem with coping is, the problem will still exist. In order to eliminate problem, you need to change. In order to change, sometimes you need to break rules. In this way we learn and in this way we move for the better, even if it was a terrible mistake.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HOE NOES

I need to

STEP IT UP

in Math and History

My exam grade is a 67...my overall is a 73 which is CINCH ZONE. Mrs. Lee wuz like : [Dude some asian was liek OMG I GOT B S-S-S-SUICIDE], haha"
I would love to get a B!

Mr Hannigan is one funny sonofabunny.

He was grading an essay, about to give it a 100%, then he was like

HAAAAAA! NO TITLE! MODEDDDDD! 98%!!!!

Damn that dude's a beast.

Naw Jesus

In other news...

I had a goofy dream/vision/brain thrust.

I woke up (i freakin hate when dreams get literal), ate sum cinnamon toast crunch, then walked out to the bus. I'm sitting on the post when i see the bus. Except this bus is not a normal, traffic abiding bus. This is the Magic School Bus on acid. It rams me in the stomach, then I died. Then I went up dere and Jesus was like

"Hey man, you scared breh?" (sounded like leo from That 70's Show)

me: "Naw jesus"

Heaven was a goofy place. First of all, the cloud floor wasnt really cloud. It felt like my mattress. So I can only assume I was sleepwalking on my mattress. Then I fell onto a pillar, which I can only assume was my coat hanger. THEN I STARTED FALLING. ONCE YOU HIT THE FLOOR IN A DREAM, YOU DIE IN RL! JUST LIKE ALLEN, BUT HE DIDNT DIE LOL!
But I didnt panic, as my caps clearly express the emotion i have atm.
I didn't hit teh floor; I just woke up.

I woke up with my body turned 180* from where i started to sleep. And my blue desklight was on my face.

Sometimes its best to keep your mouth cayate'ed.

An excellent example was shown today!
I hate body worship!
I hate school!
I am tired!
Tomorrow is school!
I forgot my shirt!
Ima chargin mah lazer!

WOOT

NO CINCHES FOR MEEEEEE

NEW SHOES FOR MEEEEEE

MORE MONEIS FOR MEEEEE

MORE QT FOR MEEEEE

Lol @ VP debate

"CAN I KALL U JO3?"
"...You can call me Joe."

Ok this is way too awesome

"Offshore drilling : Raeping the continental shelf"

"Your plan is just waving the white flag!"

FYI : It's Kim JONG not JUNG

"Well darn, I'd like to go back to energy in ALASKAA!! :DS:D:D:D"

FYI : It's Nu-KLEE-ar not Nucular

Cant take it anymore xD