WITNESS THE GREATEST BURGER OF ALL HISTORY
WITNESS THE TWO SLICES OF BREAD, PROFESSIONALLY BAKED FROM A STONE FURNACE SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND
WITNESS THE TWO CHARBROILED PATTIES, EXPERTLY COOKED TO PERFECTION WITH SCRUMPTIOUS PEPPER
WITNESS THE ALL AMERICAN CHEESE MELTED OVER THE PATTY SO YOU GET A GOOEY BURST OF VITAMIN D WITH EVERY BITE
WITNESS THE SLICES OF BACON PRECISELY LOCATED NEATLY UNDER THE BUN
WITNESS THE FOUR SQUIRTS OF KETCHUP AND 3 SQUIRTS OF MUSTARD AND 6 DROPS OF A1 STEAK SAUCE UNDER THE BUN
WITNESS THE GRILLED ONION THAT PROVIDES A KICK TO THE TONGUE
WITNESS THE LIES I'VE JUST TOLD YOU.
it's just toasted bread with cheese and microwaved patty. and i ran out of a1 sauce.
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