Today I came home to find two people sleeping in the guest room. Wtf? I don't know who they are. 3 Hours later, they wake up and are like : HEEEEEEEEEY REMEMBER ME???? Then asked me questions newcomers usually ask. So I've taken the liberty to pre-answer all your questions!
OMG REMEMBER ME?
-Probaby not
WAW YOU'RE SO TALL
-Yep, that's what growing does.
WHAT GRADE U IN?
-10th grade
OMG HOW OLD
-15
WHERES UR MOM
-I dunno
WHERES UR DAD
-I dunno
ARE U HOME ALON
-Obviously
R U HUNGRY
-Nah
SHOULD I MAKE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
-I just said im not hungry
HEY WHAT YOU DOIN?
-Im TRYING to stop talking to YOU
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