You know what grinds my gears today?

so check it

i was doing my homework when i get abit hunger. so i go downstairs to make mehself a sandwich. i was expecting to be engulfed in the glorious sensation of peanut butter and jelly when, suddenly, things took a turn for the worse.

i look in the cupboard and found a new case of peanut butter. By now, im very ecstatic about my future sandwich. I rip off the top and what happens?

oil spurts out everywhere

So naturally I wtf and look inside the jar. It's more watery...like a peanut soup. it was not tasty.

So naturally I tell meh mom " PEANUT BUTTER NOT WORK " and shes like oh yeah sometimes companies put oil in to preserve the flavor.

what retardiot thought of that?

now my hands are all oily, the peanut butter tastes like crap, and i still have homework.

i have never experience this sort of rage.

i hate you peanut butter

oh shoot

things are starting to look bad D:

I nid help plsz

Sadness

Yes, i know. It is hard to grasp the idea that I can also be sad.

But let me tell you a true sadness.

one that consumes the heart mind and soul

one that eats away the light of day and surrounds you with dark

a sadness that cannot be comforted, that can never be soothed

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Today, i went to ride my bike, because i missed going outside.

I went into my garage to greet the bike i had neglected for so long

but when i found it

it had two busted inner tubes.

so sad

today.

Very Productive

organized my music library. i am quite content!

LEGO!

all i ever needed

EH

STILL WAITING FOR THAT PACKAGE

;-;

DUDE

I JUST MADE THE GREATEST FINANCIAL DECISION OF MY LIFE

I CANT WAIT!

One of the mysteries of the world

possibly, the universe.

what is this question??

So..soap is made of oil yes? And oil is bad for your skin i suppose? But they tell me to wash my face with soap no?

EHUH?

In other news, i got my teenSMART program to get a cheaper car insurance. 6 CDs and one DVD...im supposed to complete all of them. They were made in that the 1980s or somethin like that cause the people in it dress so gnarly. The video demonstrations were probably taken by a cell phone camera, which was the same size as the car back then i suppose.

ruh roh!

its bad business i tell ya! BAD BUSINESS.