OH NO

So up until this moment i was Justin Bieber free-lifer. Until one day, which is this day, which is today, which is dat one yesterday tomorrow, my friends made fun of him. Naturally i laugh along with my wtfman face. I go on youtube and see his one time video. i was like waw so meny views. so i watch it

LOL

First senorita justin playing xbox right, and apparently Ushers all like

YO B, FO SHIZZLE MEH NIZZLE?

And justin bieber in his white pubescent voice goes

WHAT? OKAY? THIS B YO BOY JUSTEEZY

Then he starts rapping. It's sort of like...a white chris brown but hes not black. ya digg?

I'm not saying you cant rap at a young age, but there's a certain criteria. FOR EXAMPLE

Lil Bow Wow. He's legit. He was on Static Shock. He rapped at a young age, but it was like, STREETZ rap. Nothing about bubblegumponyfairywonderland girl at a party. Now, hes a G.
LOOK AT HIM

First he was like:

now hes all like

Hes all liek : SUP MAM. HOLLA BACK BREH. MISTA J MISTA J. WHAT IT IS BRO? YA STRAIGHT?

mm yes.

But not mr beber. If the Naked Brothers Band taught me anything (which is nothing), is that white child music stars get not so tasty voices when they grow up.

so justin bieber better bet boys boldly bellow back breh

you know, the most amazing thing happened

so i was walking down the hall

sec

my dogs are eating trash

afk

lol you know

funny thing happened the other week.

i woke up in the morning to fry my usual egg, when suddenly something was not right.

i look down at the frying pan, and to my amazement, saw a double yolk.

If they were not harvested for their meaty goodness, they would have been twins, and could have performed in many movies as child stars.

they could be like, mary kate and ashley olson (no homo), except without all the hoe-ness and drugs and barfing.


or you know, it could just be chicken butt.

LOL

GET IT?

AHAHHAHAHA ROFL

I do love the Fridays

yes indeed. i love the fridays. i love the beginning middle and end of fridays.

to show my love for fridays, i did a lovely thing

we dont have any more dog food(i has two dogs), and they havent eaten all day i presumed

so, out of love for all things animal, i cooked them some eggs of the Lordt.

It was very satisfying.

then i ate the dogs.

lol just kidding

i made a funny

waaw

stupid school sucks so so stupid :( that was an alliteration. i think

:(

Quick Note

EBAY WILL BRING ME GR8 SUCCESS?!

I now realize

i have skated in a while. i should probably return to the chillness of cruising and the adrenaline when landing an ollie (since that's all i know)

watch me one day

ill be teh skateboard hero

not that you needed to know

but here we go

for the past few weeks i've been having digestive problems. my poopy dont do dah shoopy. after overanalyzing the situation, i've come to one conclusion

more cereal

i havent eaten cereal in awhile, and coincidentally i havent had a good poop in awhile.

so hure we go

frosted flakes are more than good, theyre grood