Sunday, November 29, 2009

i love...

lamp. i love rug...i love lamp. i also love playing bball for four hours then come home stinky. i also love the shower that rids me of my stench. i love sundays. i do not love the school tomorrow

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

...

what jerk gives a project to do during thanksgiving break?

revenge will be sought

Monday, November 23, 2009

Things to do

Get a freakin foot tan
Get a freakin face tan
Get a freakin leg tan
Get a freakin body tan

basically get a tan. I lost my orange glow. j/k never had one

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

what have you done today?

well I'll tell you what I did today


aw yeah.

look at that egg. HELLA RAW (pun intended)
after years of arts and craft I have achieved equilibrium. as my egg friend has also achieved.

so what have you done?

I guarantee it's not as cool as this

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

waw

just studied like no asian has ever studied before

studied so hard my head is warm

so hard that my heart is racing

no, this is not intended to be sexual ya freak

Sunday, November 15, 2009

calculus makes me cry

SHOULDVE DONE BAD IN PRECAL YAAH.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

le greatest

pickup line ever


My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.


go forth and prosper

Thursday, November 12, 2009

ahbon

my dog has a pimple on top of her head. i loled furiously

then i worried that it might be a tumor and it might keel her

then i loled again

for thinking such thoughts

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

hahahahahahaha

snack ate a third of johnnys churro

hahahahhahaha

shes covered in brown sugar

hahahahahhahaha

she makes a delicious Snack

hahahahhahahahah

she's probably gonna barf in my room in the morning

hahahahhahahahha

Friday, November 6, 2009

yep

its good to sit outside once in a while and just think.

like winnie the pooh

on that silly tree trunk

thinking

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

interresting

i had a dream where my dad was making spears in the backyard. then i threw one and it was very heavy so i did a sucky throw. then i played wii.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Sunday, November 1, 2009

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

http://www.zurqui.com/crinfocus/paper/air-bld1.html

THIS IS A LIE. DO NOT FALL FOR IT

IT MAY BE INTERESTING

YOU MIGHT THINK
"DAG MAN, I COULD BE THE KNEES OF THIS TOWN IF I HAD THIS AWESOME AIRPLANE"

THIS AIRPLANE IS A LIE, I KID YOU NOT.

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FALL FOR THIS MAN'S LIES.

I WASTED TOO MUCH PAPER AND TIME TO BUILD SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FLY.

OKAY, IT FLIES.

BUT ITS NOT THE BEST IN THE WORLD.